Some people are born street smart.

My cousin, who is over 30, still wants to buy a motorcycle to go street racing, but the whole family unanimously disagrees.
However, his little nephew supports him wholeheartedly.
Ask him why he supports his uncle buying a motorcycle, guess what he said?
He said: "You all disagree, and even if I oppose alone, it doesn't matter. But I agree, even if it doesn't matter, it makes my uncle feel good inside, and maybe he'll treat me better in the future."
Can you believe it? He's only in second grade, and kids these days are so precocious...