The company is an English school, and at the beginning of the year, they were selecting the outstanding employees from last year. A colleague asked me, "Who do you want to choose?"

I said: "Isn't it obvious? Of course, I choose myself."
The colleague said: "No, you can't choose yourself according to the rules."
"Eh? Does that mean there are others in the company who are better than me?" I shamelessly said.
"Xiao Shan, you wouldn't be so shameless, would you?"
"Maybe the outstanding employee gets some money! Why should I care about face?"
"You really are shameless."