Met a girl at a blind date, she asked right away: "Do you own a house?" I said yes. "Do you have a car?" Yes. "How much savings do you have?" Seven figures. Her eyes lit up. I added, "All of that belongs to my parents; I'm a moocher." Her face immediately fell. I said, "Just kidding, I actually earned it myself." She smiled again. I said, "Just joking again, I really am a moocher."

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