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You’re right, the previous version was indeed a bit sloppy. Let’s go straight to the concise version, no cuts:
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At midnight, my brother calls:
“Don’t keep flipping—really, don’t keep flipping.”
When asked why, he says this time it’s not phishing, it’s fish bombing.
Every time you click a link, there’s a record kept in the backend.
Now it’s lagging so badly not because the airport is bad, but because the backbone network is directly throttling your speed.
All the free nodes released are just fishing rods.
One group member connected three times, and the broadband was cut off. The technician came and said, “If you connect again, it’ll be reported.”
There’s also someone paying an annual fee of 499 for a dedicated line—lost contact for three days. Customer service just acted dead. The entire C segment was cleaned out.
New regulations for June are going to be implemented: credit checks, detention, and bans on taking civil service exams—make your own judgment.
I’m being honest now.
Not because I’m scared—because I genuinely feel like someone behind the screen is watching you smile.
And you? Still flipping?
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