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My buddy, he's in the crypto world, just turned 24 this year.
Met a girl at the nightclub, said she works in Web3 operations, looks like an AI-generated beauty.
He got excited, took her out for a Japanese dinner, spent 8,000 yuan.
After eating, he took out his phone, showed her a QR code for a cold wallet, and said: "There are 80 Bitcoins in here. If you have dinner with me, I'll tell you one word from the seed phrase, how about that?"
The girl smiled and scanned the code.
After seven dinners, he had seven words.
On the eighth day, he logged into the wallet—
Balance: 0.
Transaction records showed that after the third dinner, she already guessed the remaining words.
He asked me: Should I report it to the police?
I said, what are you reporting? Your chat records with her say "one word per dinner," she's fulfilling the contract.
He was silent for a long time.
Now he's still looking for that girl.
Not for the money, but to ask her—
"Did you never actually like me, you just liked those 80 coins?"