My cousin is graduating from college this year, has submitted 200 resumes, and has interviewed with 15 companies, but hasn't received a single offer.

He came to me and asked, "Brother, am I useless?"
I asked, "What is your major?" He said, "Marketing."
I said, "This major is hard to find a job in right now."
He asked, "Then what should I do?"
I said, "Take the graduate entrance exam?" He said, "I took it, but didn't pass."
I said, "Apply for a government job?" He said, "I took it, but didn't make it past the interview."