I met a big brother at the gym who trains really well and takes me with him every day.


Yesterday he asked me, "Are you married?"
I said, "No."
He sighed in relief, "That's good. Actually, I am your dad."
I laughed, "Stop joking, my dad died long ago."
He said, "I'm not dead, your mom just said I was."
I took out my phone, "Then I'll call my mom."
He snatched it away quickly, "Don't call! Your mom doesn't know I'm here."
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