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Hotel caught in an affair, wife naked and saying: "He's giving me acupuncture."
My former boss took us to catch someone. Kicked open the door, wife and a man on the bed, the quilt not even covering up.
The boss's face turned bright red: "What the hell are you doing?"
Wife was very calm: "He's a traditional Chinese doctor, giving me acupuncture to unblock my meridians."
The boss was stunned for three seconds, then turned to the man and said: "Finished with the acupuncture? Hurry up and leave after you're done."
That man ran off before even fixing his pants.
The boss closed the door and said to wife: "Next time you get acupuncture, call me, I'll watch out for you."
A few of us bystanders looked at each other in silence.
Later we found out that the father-in-law was the director of the health bureau, and the hospital project the boss just approved was still in his hands.
After leaving, the boss lit a cigarette, hands trembling: "Just leave a bit of face."
We asked if he was going to fight?
He said: "Fight what? Just settle the bill and go home."
These days, catching an affair isn’t about infidelity, but about power and interests.
You think it's a green hat, but actually it's a golden cudgel, impossible to take off.