Everyone woke up and everyone is winning big.

The U.S. claims that Iran requested a delay in the destructive forces dispatched to Iran last night, and received 10 suggestions from Iran, agreeing to suspend attacks and bombings against Iran.
Iran claims to have achieved a great victory, forcing the evil United States to accept its 10 proposals, including a principled commitment by the U.S. not to invade again, continued control of the Strait of Hormuz, acceptance of nuclear enrichment, lifting all primary and secondary sanctions, terminating all Security Council and IAEA resolutions, compensating Iran for damages, U.S. military withdrawal from the region, and stopping all front-line wars, including the war against the brave Lebanese Islamic Resistance Movement. Congratulations to the Iranian people on this victory.
Following this news, cryptocurrencies generally rebounded, and long positions are objectively profitable.
At the same time, it’s also a good opportunity for shorts, and short sellers are expressing their views and increasing their short positions.
It feels like everyone is winning big, only I am the miserable one waking up at 8 a.m. 😭