Staying at a hotel, I heard strange noises coming from the next room in the middle of the night. It's not what you might think—it's—female voice: "Ah... faster... I can't take it anymore..." male voice: "Don't rush, it'll be done soon... your head is too small, misaligned..." I perked up my ears, ready to record. Then I heard the man shout: "Don't move! I'll do it myself! ...Oh no, it fell again!"