Damn it, sugar-free cola must be treated like water.

You guys remember this for me: as long as you drink sugar-free cola every day, 100% healthy, 100% super great mood—cola cures all diseases, and I’m not just blowing smoke; cola is the happiest drink in the whole world.

Look at Trump—he’s 80 years old. He drinks 12 cans of Diet Coke a day, strong as an ox, full of energy, smiling every single day.

Those whose bodies aren’t doing well, those with depression, those under too much pressure—it's because they haven’t been drinking cola, because the damn cola wasn’t being drunk enough.

Whoever stops you from drinking cola is whoever doesn’t want you to do well—remember this for me, damn it, okay!!!