Every other week some degen on here claims he "called the top" or "called the bottom" of $BTC.

No you didn't.
How can ANYONE predict the top or bottom of an asset that moves based on wars, pandemics, one Elon tweet, one Trump speech, manipulation from corporations with more money than your entire bloodline will ever see,
And a thousand other variables that NO human brain can process simultaneously?
You can't. And neither can they.
THIS is exactly why DCA exists.
Humanity literally invented the concept because even the smartest traders on Wall Street with Bloomberg terminals and insider information couldn't time the market consistently.
So what makes YOU think you can do it from your mom's basement?
Slowly bid $BTC on the way down, slowly take profits on the way up (If you wish).
There's no such thing as timing the bottom.