In 2006, I casually went online out of boredom and randomly bought 1,000 bitcoins (practically for $0 at the time)

In 2010, I invested in a small company run by a guy named Lei Jun, and he seemed pretty reliable
In 2014, while playing CS:GO, I casually bought 100 Titan stickers for basically nothing
In 2019, I picked up a mask factory at a low price that had been losing money for years, thinking I could eventually recover something
In 2022, I casually bought some Nvidia stock, thinking AI might actually have potential
In 2024, memory prices crashed hard, so I directly hoarded 100 units of 64GB DDR5 5600, planning to either build systems or sell them later to recover losses
Fast forward to March 13, 2026:
Bitcoin could buy out a small nation with a single word, a Titan sticker set could trade for a mansion, Nvidia stock multiplied over ten times, the mask factory was lifted to the sky by the pandemic, and now a single memory stick costs more than my entire PC setup back then...
And the only thing I did today was accidentally transfer $50 to you.
Buddy, take that $50 and hurry up and buy something with it—
What if the next legend starts with this $50? 😂
(manual dog-head emoji) So who's really the oracle? I'm too scared to spend money carelessly anymore