Insider Reveals Meme Coin Gamble: "Dogecoin ETF Next" Claims Macro Guru

I’ve been following Raoul Pal’s crypto moves for months, and finally he’s spilled the beans on his meme coin portfolio. This guy—running Real Vision and Global Macro Investor—just revealed he’s heavily into Whiff and Bonk of all things. Equal bets on both! He’s been holding these bags for a while now.

What’s really interesting is that he’s still clinging to Dogecoin. Why? Because he’s betting Musk will eventually pump it again. The man practically worships Elon’s meme-pumping powers.

Honestly, I’m skeptical of his chart comparison strategy. He admits he’s confused by Bonk and Whiff’s movements (aren’t we all?), yet keeps pushing them as legitimate investments. And he has the nerve to say he “avoids super-early investments” while backing literal jokes!

“It’s speculation on whether cultural memes become important,” Pal claims. Yeah, no shit. He compares it to discovering an unknown band in a pub that becomes Coldplay—except most meme coins are more like that drunk guy screaming karaoke at 2 AM.

The most ridiculous part? His declaration that “Dogecoin should be the next ETF.” Are you kidding me? We’re watching the industry desperately seek legitimacy, and this guy wants Wall Street to embrace a Shiba Inu meme?

Look, some meme coins will survive—Doge and Shiba have shown surprising staying power. But treating this casino like a serious investment strategy? I’ve watched too many retail investors get wrecked by these pump-and-dumps.

At least he’s honest about one thing—it’s basically betting on raindrops racing down a window. Pure gambling disguised as “cultural investment.” Just don’t be surprised when your raindrop evaporates.

#ETF