"no insiders" they said. "fair launch" they said
@HunterBiden launched $LAPTOP. people said he warned everyone 2 days early, no insider allocations, fairest launch possible
except his 'substack subscribers' are each claiming 4,276 tokens. at peak that was $1,000,000 per claim. fresh wallets, never bought a single token, just claim and dump, instantly
MILLIONS claimed and sold so far. the airdrop wallet still holds $7.9 BILLION worth of tokens. price is down 95% from 15 minutes ago. not from traders selling, exclusively from 'airdrop' claims hitting the market
there were no "insiders" because t

$CYS Damn it, this piece of garbage won't rebound.

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Just a moment ago I was thinking about going up front to complain about the broader market, but then I looked down at the unrealized PnL on my short position. Forget it—the market is always right. That rebound candlestick before bed a few days ago looked pretty intimidating, but I was watching the key levels above; volume simply failed to follow through, a textbook low-volume bull trap. While everyone else was running, I stayed calm and directly placed a short order, entering at 0.06560. I just refreshed the chart, and it has already moved to 0.06085, with unrealized gains of +177.55%. I timed

Can you still hold ETH at $2,490?
Let's look at the surface first: institutions are buying aggressively, but the price isn't moving up.
It has rebounded 30% from its low over the past 30 days, but over the last three weeks it has seemed welded below $2,500. Bitmine's total holdings have reached 5.93 million ETH, nearly 4.9% of the circulating supply, and it buys every week; Arthur Hayes publicly said ETH is his largest position, with a year-end target of $10k.
And yet? ETH is still hovering around $2,490 and can't even hold $2,500.
First: Institutions are buying, but you may be getting swept u

The rebound was fully under control, and the BTC short-at-high strategy played out as expected!
Bai Pan went short on BTC at 79650 in line with the trend, and the pullback came under pressure and moved lower as expected, successfully capturing 900 points and banking 6286U.

The direction was clear and the entry levels were provided; all that remained was execution. $BTC ‌

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BTC and ETH longs harvest gains
BTC: 78900→79538, 1,000U banked
ETH: 2486→2509, 183% return
Shorted during the day and banked a round of gains, then went long at night and banked another round. The direction switch was seamless, with both longs and shorts perfectly in rhythm.
Never insist on longs or shorts—just follow the market direction. This is Yue Jie’s trading system. $BTC $ETH #Gate全球首发股票事件合约

How did they buy in?

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Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP - down over 91% since going live 30 minutes ago.
Colour me surprised.

What the hell is this?? 💀

$GOOGL
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