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🚨 CAPITAL B JUST STACKED ANOTHER 376 BTC.
The French Bitcoin treasury firm now holds 3,521 BTC, after spending about €25.3M on its latest purchase.
The accumulation was backed by a €28.7M private placement involving Adam Back. 🟠

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The most interesting thing about this meme season is where it is happening. For years, chasing new tokens meant jumping between a wallet, a browser extension and half a dozen different websites, and by the time everything was connected the move was usually over. That finally changed, and the market moved onchain in a way that feels like 2021 again, but faster and louder.
Robinhood Chain is the name on everyone's lips right now. It went live as a layer-two network built for tokenized stocks and real-world assets, but the meme crowd arrived almost immediately an

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No vision, can't hold, the profits on this move were paper-thin, but I loved every bit of it. During the repeated intraday fluctuations, $ZEC never broke the key level at 857.01; buying pressure kept getting stronger, and I said at the time that a pullback holding above this level would be an opportunity. I had just sent the software to the background when it suddenly shot up. I’m now bullish with a target of 1181.09, and the +2680.62% unrealized profit is already on the books. Isn’t it playing hide-and-seek with me? Operationally, don’t be greedy: take profit on 80% first and lock it in, prot

While I was away using the restroom, the candlestick chart had already wiped out my losses for me.
During the repeated intraday swings, $PROM kept grinding along the bottom without breaking down. After pulling back to around 2.212, the key level remained solid, and funds were quietly entering, so I added to my position as planned. When I just checked again, the price had already reached 5.793, giving me a +7799.73% return on this move. It was painfully sluggish at first, but the breakout feels great.
I’ve taken 80% in profit, and moved the stop-loss on the remaining 20% up to the entry price f

There’s absolutely no upward momentum—too weak!!
The view is consistent with Friday’s livestream: with the pullback still underway, the main thing is to first see whether 76,000 holds!$BTC

$SNDK /USDT is range-bound, but a SHORT setup is hiding in plain sight.

$SNDK /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 1780.61 – 1784.97
SL: 1803.70
TP1: 1767.11
TP2: 1756.65
TP3: 1740.96

Why this setup?
Why now? The 1h price is 1782.97, which sits inside the entry zone of 1780.61 to 1784.97, giving us a precise short reference of 1782.79. The 15m RSI at 51.98 shows the asset is neutral, not overbought, so a downward move has room to run. The 1h ATR of 8.713745 tells us the real hourly volatility, meaning a move toward TP1 at 1767.11 is a realistic 15.86-point target. The daily trend is range, w

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Oracle is heading into earnings with one question hanging over the stock: is AI demand actually turning into a new growth engine, or has the market already priced too much of the AI story into ORCL?
This is the part of the Oracle story I think matters most right now.
Oracle is scheduled to report its fiscal Q1 2027 results on September 10 after the market closes, and expectations are already meaningful. Current consensus is around $1.78 in EPS and $19.53 billion in revenue. That means investors are not simply waiting to see whether Oracle beats the quarter. They are waiting for evidence that t

Everyone is ignoring the 1h signal, but SYMBOL is about to flip.

$TRUMP /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 2.277 – 2.291
SL: 2.354
TP1: 2.232
TP2: 2.197
TP3: 2.145

Why this setup?
Why now? The daily trend is range, but the 1h ATR of 0.029028 shows volatility is compressed before an explosive move. The 15m RSI at 53.72 signals neutral momentum, yet the 1h price is stuck at 2.284, exactly at the entry zone high of 2.291. This convergence means a short break below 2.284 targets TP1 at 2.232 and TP2 at 2.197 with precision. The daily range bias keeps the trap narrow, so the invalidation level

Bitcoin Weekly: Macro Catalysts Take Center Stage
Bitcoin has posted its first weekly close above $80,000 in roughly four months, marking an important technical milestone. Attention now shifts toward upcoming U.S. inflation data and the Federal Reserve’s September meeting, while moves in the Japanese yen could add another layer of volatility.
For BTC, the key question is whether macro conditions can support a sustained move above $80K or trigger another pullback. The coming week could be crucial for the broader crypto market.
$BTC
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Afraid it will rebound, yet hoping it will fall—only those in short positions understand this feeling.
After lunch, when I checked the chart, $CYS had tried to surge several times but lacked momentum, while the sell orders were frighteningly large. I watched it for half an hour, and when it turned back and rose into the red, I added another short position at 1.3889.
With a position you have no confidence in, taking a look keeps you clear-headed; buying even one unit makes you foolish. I just checked, and it has already reached 0.2146, bringing the return to +1664.47%. That feels great.
Don't l

I originally wanted to cut my losses as a sacrifice to the heavens, but the sacrifice never happened—the meat roasted itself. When I opened the charts this morning, $SPCX opened lower as usual, with green covering the entire screen. To be honest, I wavered for a moment too. But looking closely, it had been trading sideways at the bottom for a long time, grinding out a base without breaking down, while buying pressure was gradually strengthening and funds were quietly entering. If you don't dare reach out at a time like this, what's the point of trading futures? So I went long at 138.37, starti

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Nobody is talking about this bearish setup hiding in plain sight on $ESPORTS /USDT.

$ESPORTS /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 0.01456 – 0.01462
SL: 0.01492
TP1: 0.01434
TP2: 0.01417
TP3: 0.01392

Why this setup?
Why now? The 1h price is hovering at 0.01460 inside a confirmed short bias, and the daily trend is bearish, which means the path of least resistance is downward. The 15m RSI sits at 36.67, showing enough bearish momentum without being deeply oversold, so the move has room to run. The 1h ATR of 0.000139 tells us the current volatility is tight, making the entry zone between 0.01456

#BTCDropsBelow80K
Bitcoin Falls Below $80,000 — What Comes Next?
Bitcoin is once again facing strong selling pressure after slipping below the important psychological level of $80,000. BTC is currently trading around $79,000, showing that sellers are defending the $80K–$82K area aggressively.
This move is important because $80,000 had become one of the key levels for Bitcoin’s short-term bullish structure. Losing this level does not automatically mean that the market has entered a major bear trend, but it does increase the possibility of further volatility and a deeper retest of lower support

Bitcoin ETF demand is back:
1. $987M inflows last week
2. $3.82B in 3 weeks
3. $101.3B in AUM
Strongest 3-week run of 2026.