$XAUT Friday Shi Pan roundup
The most important thing is to maintain your rhythm: take action when there is an opportunity, wait and watch when there is not, and once signs of a reversal appear, know when to stop and exit in time!

I was just about to go to the forum and rant, but then I looked at my balance and thought, forget it—the market is always right.
A few nights ago, I was still debating whether to hold the position before going to bed. Then that high-level resistance pattern played out, and I knew this short position hadn’t been opened in vain. Before the market had fully started moving, I saw the rebound losing steam and volume failing to follow through, so I casually shared a bearish view.
Now $FARTCOIN has been pushed from 0.21184 all the way down to 0.19386, with the position up +650.04%. This is a satisfy

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$AKE You think the pump is meant to help you make money, but it’s actually dumping tokens on you and leaving you to hold the bag! Stay away from spot trading! Stay away from spot trading! Stay away from spot trading!

I’ve been coming across lots of posts saying:
“If I had 8.5 billion, how much money would I transfer to XXX (an opposite-sex celebrity), and what would I do, and so on?”
Pretty funny—so these fans also assume that their idols accept the idea that simply giving them money is enough to sleep with them, marry them, and have children?
What a shame—you may not have the money, but there really are other rich people taking action. 🤡

A few days ago, I was still calculating whether I had enough money for instant noodles this month; this morning, I was already wondering whether to add a sausage. Right after seeing the bearish news, the rebound was extremely weak, with insufficient buying support—a classic bull-trap feel, clearly signaling a short-at-highs strategy. After one move, it delivered everything it was supposed to. The order I placed at 0.12183 is now hovering around 0.03624, with a steady +696.46% gain. Feels good, brothers. Close 80% first to lock in profits, and let the remaining 20% go if it breaks below the pro

Why is it said that many people working in the system are not happy?

#沃什年度讲话前瞻紧盯利率信号 Warsh issued a bearish signal, semiconductors plunged, and BTC surged before retreating!! Guys, will rates be raised in September or not? The seemingly indecisive signals are making the market even more panicked!!!

It’s 2026 already—surely no one still doesn’t know the difference between these two bottles?

$ETH September rate-hike expectations just exploded, $BTC this sharp drop is both a pie and a trap!
Guys, Bitcoin dipped as low as 76853 last night, with the hourly chart closing bearish on heavy volume and plunging straight into oversold territory.
Put simply, Fed Chair Waller struck a hawkish tone at the Jackson Hole annual meeting, implying that inflation is not coming down and work is not stopping. The market was scared senseless, and risk assets collapsed across the board.
The selling pressure triggered by this rate-hike panic has instead helped bulls make up for the deep correction that

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This move has been so smooth I haven’t even had to think—my account is dancing on its own, to the point that I almost feel embarrassed calling it the result of a short position.

While everyone else was running, I stared at the $XAU intraday chart for a long time. Every time it tried to push higher, the funds waiting below to buy looked like they hadn’t woken up yet. There wasn’t enough support, and even when it moved up, nobody was there to carry it further. The market looked lively at the time, but every rebound came with declining volume. The bulls were basically performing a one-man show,

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my whole body craves it but my mind says no for a good reason
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everytime I feel like taking it, I will pay a fine and post it here just like I felt this morning
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No trades, no analysis, just sheer luck—this result is embarrassing to even talk about. A few days ago, I took a look before bed and saw $PEPE moving sideways at the bottom around 0.000003530. It had been grinding there for several days without breaking down, so I thought, isn’t this the perfect time to pick up a bargain? I opened a long and placed a long order. When I opened the chart in the morning, it was at 0.000003651, +241.37%—that profit felt great. Being out of a position isn’t a sin; opening positions recklessly is the mistake. Take profit on 80% of the main position first, and move

$AVGO YTD returns has been flat.
TV’s team of 56 Analysts still maintain a STRONG BUY rating on this targets ranging from 400 to 675 that would yield a 83% return off here.
Average they are targeting is 534 which would be a 44% move off here.
Going into earnings, I feel this one would be watched the most since a good ER can spring it into life.

circle usdc just emerged as the front of shirt sponsor for the great chelsea
this is huge!
time to reveal all I’m building
I’ve been sleeping too much on arc

Bitcoin is currently around 77,500, down 2.87% over the past 24 hours. Fed Chair Waller took a hawkish stance at the Jackson Hole annual symposium, pushing the probability of a September rate hike up to around 56%. A stronger dollar and rising U.S. Treasury yields have pressured risk-asset valuations, while concentrated long liquidations amplified the decline, putting the market into a short-term correction and consolidation phase; however, continued net inflows into spot ETFs and institutional accumulation are providing support on the downside, with $76,500–$77,000 serving as a key support zo

This trend doesn’t even require me to think—the account is dancing on its own. While everyone was still waiting and watching, I already felt something was off. The resistance above was too obvious, and every rebound was always just short of breaking through, with a severe price-volume divergence. After grinding around for so long without a breakout, it could only move downward.

The call was spot-on. $LTC fell from 49.95 to 49, locking in a +139.01% gain. That profit tasted great. Those who got in must have woken up laughing. It was truly sluggish at first, but once it broke out, it really de