🇷🇺 Russia is opening crypto trading to retail investors.
Starting November 17, they can access:
1. Bitcoin bitcoin:native
2. Ethereum $ETH
3. Tether $USDT
Retail limit: ₽300K/year per intermediary.
A major regulatory shift. 👀

Although repeated trades earlier ate up 5U in fees, I still made a killing. Feels great

BREAKING
Nvidia board opens probe after Jensen Huang admits affair with suspected Chinese spy
Nvidia’s board is launching an investigation into whether CEO Jensen Huang was targeted by a foreign espionage plot, after he admitted to employees that he was unfaithful to his wife.
Source bloomberg

Want to know whats happening to your $XRP $BTC and everything else in the market ?
@nvidia CEO Jensen Huang ADMITTED to an affair with a woman U.S. intelligence officials suspected of spying for China, Axios reports.
“I owe my family and all of you an apology,” Huang wrote in a draft email to
You know what happens at market open $NVDA will nuke with the rest of the #ai trade as they thing China just got access to all the data they need !!!!
Watch out the clock is ticking!!

Memory chip prices are starting to turn lower, making this the clearest disinflation signal. Memory is one of the first places to feel demand cooling, so it can take some pressure off the inflation narrative without waiting for a recession. What do you think?

@grok is this a fair price for $XPL ?

A statement circulating online, attributed to NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang, claims he was unfaithful to his wife and references national security concerns.
“I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children.”
“Regarding the national security concerns raised in news reports, NVIDIA’s Board of Directors has initiated an independent investigation.” 🫪🫪
The statement has not been independently verified.

$ACT Down 16% in 24 hours, it’s now sitting at its low of 0.0097, with $36 million in trading volume. I’m making a bold prediction: if it doesn’t rebound above 0.0112 within 48 hours, I’ll pin a video of myself reading the commenters’ IDs upside down.
My post from last week calling for a position reduction is still there—don’t pretend you didn’t see it. No-nonsense strategy: place orders for 30% of your position at 0.0097–0.0099, set a stop loss at 0.0091 (admit defeat if it breaks the previous low), and take profits in two stages at 0.0108 and 0.0115. Hold the remaining 70% and add back once

I was hoping to watch the markets less this weekend
Then Nvidia’s board issued a statement
They’re launching an independent investigation
To determine whether Jensen Huang became the target of a foreign intelligence operation
Independent directors will form a committee
And bring in outside independent counsel to assist
The statement said
There is currently no reason to believe national security or company secrets have been compromised
But they will review all available information
Jensen Huang has already emailed employees
Acknowledging he was unfaithful to his wife and apologizing
He also sai

🔥Big possible opportunity for💥 BUY 💥just confirmed , check out the pattern formed: $ZEC

Weekend again? A sudden wick-and-door pattern😷Just now, I almost thought the US stock bull market was back.😑Who knows...🌚 #SOXL $SOXL ‌

#晒出我的持仓收益 SanDisk SNDK U.S. stock livestream

$JCT Such a huge swing. Went long at 40%, but missed the move afterward; got stopped out right after setting the stop-loss

$BTC is going through one of the least volatile periods in recent history. A 0.85% range for the entire weekend, no wonder people are losing it on CT.

In June, Jensen Huang ( $NVDA CEO ) stood on stage at Computex & called Marvell “the next trillion dollar company”
$MRVL was worth about $191 billion at the time. The stock jumped about 25% the next morning
It ran all the way to about $330 a share
On Friday it closed at $141. That’s about a $124 billion company
Less than it was worth BEFORE Jensen said a word
The price ran way past fair value & now it’s coming back down. Everyone who bought the headline near the top is down over 50%
This is what happens when you buy hype instead of at a good valuation...
AGAIN... THE PRICE YOU PAY MATTERS
In o

Lao Huang has an affair, I’ll pay.... 😭

gm happy sunday little side quest filming for a Netflix dinner show last night 🖤