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Key level for going long: 2400-2420. If the pullback holds above this range, the bullish trend continues, with a target of 2500-2550.
Key level for going short: 2500-2520. If the rebound faces resistance, bears take over, with a target of 2400-2420.
ETH surged from 1868 to 2549, gaining nearly 38%. However, after reaching a high, it fell back to 2461, with volatility intensifying at high levels. The bullish trend remains intact, but short-term profit-taking pressure is clearly mounting. This is a window for choosing a direction—follow whichever side wins.
Reasons to be bullish:
① ETH started r

U-sis 8.26 $ETH Analysis
Entry: Go long after stabilizing around 2400–2420
Stop-loss: 2365
First target: 2485
Breakout extension target: 2530
Market outlook
ETH is pulling back in sync with Bitcoin. The overall trend continues to form higher highs, making this a pullback and consolidation move following the broader market.
2400–2420 is a key support zone, where funds have provided support during multiple previous pullbacks. Wait for a pullback into this range, and only enter long positions after the market shows signs of stopping its decline. Do not chase highs.
Once 2365 is effectively broke

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August 27, 03:00 La Liga Real Madrid VS Real Sociedad
This match is of extraordinary significance for Real Madrid, as it will be Mourinho’s first official home match at the Bernabéu since returning to the club. The passionate anticipation of the home fans will provide powerful moral support for Los Blancos.
In terms of squad value, Real Madrid’s total squad value ranks among the highest in La Liga. The club brought in several high-quality signings dur

260826 Bitcoin is following the weekly chart 2, with the 3-day chart bottoming and crossing upward. No short-term trades without a stop loss! BTC resistance levels: 79953/81366/82466. BTC support levels: 77125/75712/74612. ETH resistance levels: 2485/2529/2563. ETH support levels: 2397/2353/2319. Place the stop loss slightly beyond the third price level. Intraday trades must not exceed 5% of the position. Livestream times: 2:30 PM on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and 9:30 PM every evening. Find me on the homepage #英伟达财报周

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$ALIGN is designed to support the Aligned ecosystem, including services such as proof verification, proof aggregation and other Ethereum-focused infrastructure. The token has a 10 billion total supply, making this 10M-token distribution a notable community incentive.
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Key level for longs: 2400-2420. If the pullback holds above this range, the bullish trend continues, with a target of 2500-2550.
Key level for shorts: 2500-2520. If the rebound faces resistance, bears take control, with a target of 2400-2420.
ETH surged from 1868 to 2549, gaining nearly 38%. However, after peaking, it retreated to 2461 in consecutive declines, intensifying high-level volatility. The bullish trend remains intact, but short-term profit-taking pressure is clearly mounting. This is a window for choosing a direction—follow whoever wins.
Reasons to be bullish:
① On the daily chart,

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ONDO’s 4H short signal is live—what are you waiting for?

$ONDO /USDT - SHORT

Trading Plan:
Entry: 0.3679 – 0.3709
SL: 0.3837
TP1: 0.3587
TP2: 0.3516
TP3: 0.3408

Why pay attention to this setup?
- The current price is 0.3694, right at the 1H key level, with downside room now open.
- The 1D trend is range-bound, but the 4H trend is bearish, indicating a high probability of a choppy decline.
- The 15M RSI is 57 and not yet overbought, so a short-term rebound is an entry opportunity.
- Short targets are TP1 0.3587 and TP2 0.3516, with a stop-loss at 0.3837, giving a risk-reward ratio close t

A few days ago I was still calculating whether I had enough money for instant noodles this month; this morning I was already wondering whether to add a sausage. Right after seeing the bearish news, the rebound was extremely weak and buying support was insufficient—classic baiting-long vibes, directly signaling a short-from-the-highs strategy. After one move, everything that should have been given was given. The order I placed at 0.2195 is now hovering around 0.2091, with +234.75% firmly secured. Feels great, brothers. Close 80% first to lock in profits, and exit the remaining 20% if it breaks

⚽ Real Madrid vs Real Sociedad — My Pre-Match Prediction 🔥
The spotlight is on the Santiago Bernabéu as José Mourinho returns for his first home match in charge of Real Madrid. This is not just another league game — it is a fresh beginning for Madrid fans who are expecting a strong season ahead.
My prediction: Real Madrid win 3-1.
Real Madrid showed strong character in their opening match by securing a late victory, and now playing in front of their home supporters should give them even more confidence. With world-class attacking options and Mourinho’s focus on discipline and organization, I

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Short with 95% confidence—are you willing to follow?
$HOME /USDT - SHORT
Trading Plan:
Entry: 0.00613 – 0.00619
SL: 0.00646
TP1: 0.00594
TP2: 0.00579
TP3: 0.00556
Why pay attention to this setup?
- SHORT with the trend on the 4H timeframe; the 1D trend is clearly bearish, so going long against the trend is like catching a falling knife.
- The current price of 0.00616 is right at the EMA resistance level, while the 15m RSI is only 43.3, indicating a weak rebound.
- Enter at 0.00616, with TP1 directly at 0.00594 (-3.5%), TP2 at 0.00579, and SL at 0.00646—clear and controllable.
- ATR shows moder

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An In-Depth Analysis of BTC’s Short-Term Trend from Dow Theory, Chan Theory, Elliott Wave Theory, Volume-Price Relationship, Order Flow, and Price Action (Strategy Recommendations)
$BTC ‌#BTC
Comprehensive Assessment
Dow Theory confirms that the primary trend has shifted from downtrend to uptrend, with the short term currently in a consolidation phase following the main advance of wave 3.
Chan Theory shows that the upward stroke has extremely strong momentum (+5,644), while the downward stroke has moderate momentum (-3,373). A correction began after the 81,245 top fractal, with a new ascendi

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Real Madrid vs. Real Sociedad, Mourinho’s Real Madrid to cruise to victory
In the early hours of tomorrow morning, Real Madrid will host Real Sociedad. On one side are Mourinho’s well-stocked Galácticos, who opened their campaign with a 2-1 away win over Espanyol; on the other is a struggling blue-and-white side that has suffered two straight defeats, failed to score, and been shut out away from home. Taking into account the squads’ pre-match conditions, their historical head-to-head record, and tactical trends, I believe Real Madrid will win comfortably. The score could be 2-0 or

#原油##CL!# 87.72 confirms a local top. The second chart shows the retracement support price. $CL