$MADE 🤖 by @SP3NDdotshop is incredible undervalued at this point. Legs soon…

I did nothing—just went to the restroom, and when I came back, the candlestick chart had already done the job for me. I was watching when the market dumped at the open: the rebound was weak, overhead resistance was obvious, and every push upward looked like doing push-ups—clearly lacking sincerity. When the whole screen turned green, some people panicked and cut their losses, but I figured it was a good time to open short positions. And what happened? It went straight from 0.03656 to 0.0248, handing me +1546.42%. This move was purely the market being in a good mood and casually scattering some

$I'm fucking here, Malgobi coin—going all in

$Jimothy zoomed in (4H)

Ethereum Foundation Sells 100,000 ETH to Fund Ecosystem Development
The Ethereum Foundation executed a significant transaction on August 28, selling 100,000 ETH (approximately $240 million) to fund ongoing ecosystem development and research initiatives . The sale was conducted through a series of OTC trades to minimize market impact, with the funds allocated to support core protocol development, grant programs, and academic research . This move comes as Ethereum prepares for the upcoming Glamsterdam upgrade, scheduled for mainnet deployment in early September, which introduces proposer-builder

#StrategySharesBreak135ForFirstTimeIn12Weeks
MSTR broke above $135. The market immediately asked a harder question: can Strategy hold the breakout?
The answer, at least for now, is still unclear.
Strategy closed August 27 near $137.40, but the following session changed the picture dramatically. MSTR reached $135.97 before reversing and closing around $127.31, a decline of roughly 7.3% for the session. That puts the stock back below the $135 breakout area and turns the recent move into a real test of buyer conviction.
This matters because MSTR is not moving independently of Bitcoin.
Bitcoin re

I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice to the heavens, but the sacrifice never happened—the meat roasted itself instead. 🍖

When the dump started in the early session, $IOTX tried to bounce, but the rebound lacked strength and volume failed to follow. I've seen this kind of fake move too many times, so I opened a short directly. Don't lose patience grinding away in a range, only to try to regain your dignity in a one-way move. 📉

From 0.003343 to 0.002839, +841.76% secured. The wait wasn't in vain—I got the rhythm right this time. The guys on board should all be smiling. 😄

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#FOMC Rate hike expectations for the interest-rate meeting in 18 days rose from 40% to 57% after a speech by Powell. The CPI on Friday the 11th next month will be very important. Whether Bitcoin continues higher or undergoes a correction first will depend on the 11th.

$SUN "Black Hole 🌞 SUN ☀️" to the moon. ‌

I just hit refresh, and it shot up as if I had startled it. During the intraday plunge, $WAL ’s rebound was weak, and the volume didn’t follow. With no one taking it higher, I directly opened a short above at 0.02703.

Checking again just now, it has already been pushed down to 0.02332, locking in +662.77%. Feels great, bro.

I’ve taken 80% off the table first, moved the stop-loss on the remaining 20% to breakeven, and will let the profits run downward without giving them back if it rebounds.

Being out of the market isn’t a sin; opening positions recklessly is the mistake. For those who ha

Tottenham’s disastrous 0-3 start—can they bounce back in their home debut?
Guys, Tottenham’s start to the season has really been nerve-racking.
In the opening Premier League round, Tottenham were thrashed 0-3 away by Brentford. They faced 26 shots, with expected goals conceded as high as 3.87. If the opponents had not missed a penalty, the score could have been even worse.
But Tottenham bounced back quickly in the League Cup in midweek, thrashing Charlton 5-1 at home. New signing Savio came on as a substitute and contributed a goal and an assist in just 19 minutes. The team had 45 touches in t

South Korea Passes Law Requiring Crypto Exchanges to Hold 100% Reserve Backing
South Korea's National Assembly passed landmark legislation on August 28 requiring all cryptocurrency exchanges operating in the country to maintain 100% reserve backing of customer deposits . The new law, effective January 2027, mandates that exchanges hold customer assets in segregated accounts with the same value as user deposits . This regulation follows similar requirements in Japan and the United States, representing a global trend toward stronger consumer protection in the crypto industry . Exchanges that fai

$DEXE ‌— EXTREME MOMENTUM BUT HIGH RISK!
DEXE is showing extreme bullish momentum at 100/100, but here's the catch — the breakout is flagged as Post-Pump (Unconfirmed) and risk is very high. The structure is bullish with higher highs and higher lows, but confidence is reduced due to elevated pullback risk. This is a high-risk, high-reward setup that needs consolidation before a reliable entry forms.
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What I See:
· Momentum: 100/100 — extremely strong.
· Structure: Bullish — higher highs and higher lows.
· Volatility: Extreme — big swings expected.
· Breakout: Post-Pump (Unconfirmed) — pump

Thoughts on #ZBT:
$ZBT is breaking out of a symmetrical triangle with bullish momentum. The breakout puts the bulls in control and could open the door for a continuation higher.
A clean hold above the triangle breakout would strengthen the setup. Looks bullish on $ZBT.
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#Gate股票观点挑战
Jackson Hole Aftermath: Hawkish Fed or Dovish Surprise — Where Are BTC, ETH, Gold, Silver and NVIDIA Heading Next?
The Federal Reserve’s Jackson Hole message has changed the short-term market setup. Fed Chair Kevin Warsh delivered a clearly hawkish-leaning message, emphasizing that inflation is still above the 2% target and suggesting that the Fed may still have more work to do. Markets immediately increased expectations for a possible September rate hike, with reported odds moving from around 35% to approximately 60%. Treasury yields moved higher and the U.S. dollar strengthened.

Extremely satisfying
These two young men were drinking and harassing a girl
but the girl ignored them
so the two young men picked a fight and verbally abused her
then assaulted the girl’s boyfriend and one person who intervened
the two young men are now at the police station

Happy weekend frens
was stuck in some real life shit but still managed to do some clicks
- got rugged by commons
- didn’t get lucky in blokyz raffle
- got BME in x payouts
- replies and engagement all time low
not impressive at all but I hope all my real friends still remember me and I wish you all are winning