Be the Director of the FBI.
Feb 4, 2026
- An anonymous account called "ifindretards" posts your official portrait
- Caption: "His retard rating just went to all time highs. Congratulations Kash."
Feb 5, 2:42 PM
- You text the link to Ben Williamson, your assistant director for public affairs
2:44 PM
- Williamson: it's an "Epstein didn't kill himself" bot account
- You: "277k responses are not bots"
- You: find them, and post our record year results back at them all, continuously
- You: have they been doing that
2:45 PM
- Williamson: that's views, it's 400 responses. a real visible tweet gets 5

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Ergouzi still has plenty of strength!
There’s still room to move up. $ETH $BTC

#交易机器人 This trade doesn’t look right: placed a limit order at 0.145, filled at 0.137, take profit at 0.135, profit of $3?

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I’m watching $DOGE closely after its recent move. I’m currently neutral because the momentum looks interesting, but I want to see whether buyers can hold the current level before entering. If volume picks up, I may consider a position. #GateMeme

【$LAB Signal】Long · 1H support at EMA20 + 4H short-squeeze fuel accumulation
$LAB The 1H MACD histogram continues expanding at -0.0013, with the price repeatedly rubbing against the 1H EMA20 (0.0732). Order book depth imbalance is -6.79%, the buy/sell ratio is 0.87, and signs of distribution at highs remain. The 4H MACD histogram is holding above zero at +0.0030, while the funding rate is nearly zero at 0.0071%, leaving shorts with no profit and short-squeeze fuel continuing to accumulate. The 1H RSI is 52.57 and the 4H RSI is 62.11, with momentum still under control. The 1H Bollinger midline

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Good morning it’s a beautiful day!
Who is touching grass? 🌲

Honestly painful to have missed out on the solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk upside run
3R for a start shouldn’t be bad, right?

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‍#BTC #ETH #MU

This move is so obvious, I don’t even need to think—the account is dancing on its own.

When I checked the chart after lunch, I found $BNB still grinding around 641.25. There were plenty of bearish candles, but it simply wouldn’t break lower. That wasn’t weakness; it looked more like funds quietly entering and changing hands. The chart hadn’t broken down and buying pressure was strengthening. I couldn’t be wrong about this bottom structure, so I opened a long position as planned. Then a single candlestick shot it up to 735.6, with +1044.18% secured. Feels good, brothers💪

Don’t get greedy—

I was just about to curse it out, but then I looked at my account. Never mind—let it pump however it wants; I’ll shut up.
As $ETH funds quietly flowed in during the repeated intraday swings, it held firm on the pullback, so I told those in long positions not to get shaken out. From 1883.20 to 2536.52, +6033.3%—that feels damn good. It put us through the wringer before; now it’s our turn to cash in. This profit feels great—staying up through it all wasn’t in vain.
Hold as long as the trend remains intact; run if it breaks down. Don’t fall in love with stocks. The money you make is the monetizat

Yesterday, the crypto world saw a full-blown episode of “doing a good deed only to get burned”:
A big shot saw someone on X begging for help, crying “Please save my mom,” and without a second thought sent over 70,000 U (RMB 500,000). But the moment the money arrived, the recipient instantly deleted the payment address and ran faster than a rabbit!
Only after the community dug into it did they discover that this guy was a “professional begging repeat offender,” casting a wide net for money and unable even to produce a single hospitalization document.
People used to say others were fake big shot

quant founder gilbert verdian will speak at fintech as a force for good in london on october 8, exploring fintech’s role in future financial infrastructure.
#QNT $FinTech $GATE