Tonight at 02:00, four outcomes, one table to match them.
A (45%): Hike 25bp, median at 4.00%, with 1–2 dissenting votes. 10-year yield retreats to 4.85–4.90%, S&P 7,650–7,700, gold 4,400, BTC 77,000–78,000.
B (40%): Hike 25bp, median above 4.00%, unanimous decision. 10-year yield holds above 5%, S&P 7,500–7,450, gold pulls back to 4,278, BTC breaks below 75,000, targeting 72,000–73,000.
C (8%): No hike, violent short squeeze first, with the bond market potentially selling off in reverse.
D (<5%): Hike 50bp, with everything falling in the same direction.
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$1.2 trillion valuation: Is OpenAI really worth that much?
Guys, when I saw the news that OpenAI is reportedly seeking a $1.2 trillion valuation in pre-IPO financing, my first reaction was—is there an extra zero in that number?
After thinking about it calmly, it doesn't seem quite so outrageous. After all, its valuation was still around $852 billion in March, and now it has jumped straight to $1.2 trillion, an increase of roughly 41%. The key point is that this isn't even the IPO yet—it's only the pre-IPO financing valuation. The IPO won't happen before 2027, which means this $1.2 trillion is

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The House Ways and Means Committee has passed the Digital Asset Tax Certainty Act with a 38–5 vote.
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Ripping from 51.15, now cooling under 89.61. Price is below all three MAs on the daily—pullback in progress after a strong run. Break above 80.49 triggers recovery; rejection retests 75.19 support. Momentum cooling but watching for a base.
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Many people reflexively go long when they see a negative funding rate, while ignoring that the price structure itself remains bearish—this is a typical “bottom-fishing the funding rate” mistake. $HEMI is currently in this state.
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#OpenAISeeks1.2TrillionValuationBeforeIPO
$1.2 trillion for OpenAI sounds like a valuation story. I think the more interesting story is what investors believe OpenAI could become.
OpenAI is reportedly in early discussions with investors about a new funding round that could value the company at more than $1.2 trillion, ahead of a potential future IPO. The important word here is “discussions.” This is not a completed financing round, the valuation is not final, and there is still no confirmed IPO date. Reuters reported that the talks were based on Financial Times reporting, while other reports

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