First they come for the longs, then the shorts.
$82k is next.

If you're bullish on making money this year...you best pray this stops going up right about now 😂😭

I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice the meat to the heavens, but the ritual failed and the meat roasted itself😂 When $APT plunged intraday, its rebound lacked strength. Every push upward fell just short, and volume failed to follow. The setup felt all too familiar, so I went straight in short. Nailed it—from 0.9133 to the current 0.5499, +2824.85% is already in my pocket. It was truly sluggish at first, but once it broke out, the payoff was truly satisfying. This trade feels great. Take some profit first: close 80%, move the stop-loss on the remaining 20% closer to the entry pr

This was purely because the market was in a good mood—it casually sprinkled a few gold coins, and they happened to land right on my head. Before I could even react, my account had already moved.
When the market took an intraday dive, $CLO was forming a base without breaking support. My judgment at the time was: someone is supporting it below, so don’t run around recklessly. I got in at 0.12975, and it’s now at 0.13752, with a return of +291.94%. It feels incredible—the earlier grind was genuinely tedious, but the move that finally emerged feels just as satisfying 🌟.
No need to overexplain my

I'm seeing people talking about the rejection of the weekly 50MA and that it's about to rollover.
They are all betting against probabilities, and let me explain you why 🧵👇🏼
First of all, is history is any indication, in a bear market $BTC first bounces of the 100MA, rejects of the 50MA and finds later support (or goes below) on the 200MA
The first part already has happened
Second, if we look at the rejection, the first one we see that the 2W DSS Bressert was in a downtrend and the second one in an uptrend
Right now the 2W DSS Bressert is bullish
Finally, when we zoom out all the way to the

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📈 Fed Rate Hike Odds Rise! 🇺🇸🏦
Markets are increasingly focused on the possibility of another Federal Reserve interest rate hike. As economic data and inflation expectations continue to influence investor sentiment, the odds of tighter monetary policy are gaining attention. 📊
A potential rate hike could have a major impact on global markets:
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Profits from the pullback safely locked in🔥
Bottom support has stabilized; decisively buy the dip and build a position
Participating with the trend and catching a short-term rebound should be no problem.$BTC

Yesterday’s Bitcoin strategy of shorting at high levels and targeting a pullback played out as expected, with all target zones reached and nearly 3,000 points of room captured.

A deep pullback has fully released bearish momentum; now we just need to see whether key support can hold.

The larger-scale bullish trend remains intact. If the short-term decline can end, we can look to trade a rebound recovery afterward.

Strategy: Focus on buying dips at low levels and catching rebounds with the trend. Without a major one-way move, simply treat the market as range-bound.

Bitcoin: Go long after

A few days ago, I was still calculating whether I had enough money for instant noodles; this morning, I was already wondering whether to add a sausage. 😏 This short position has genuinely been a pleasant surprise.

When the screen was awash in green, I instead felt that an opportunity had arrived—buying support was insufficient, sell orders kept pressing the price downward, and every rebound was purely a bull trap. This is the comfort zone for short positions.

Opened a short at 2.369, now at 2.279, +269.56%. These gains feel so good—I can finally have a proper meal. 📉

The market special

Just got hit with this when opening pumpfun
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【$USELESS Signal】Long - Negative funding rate + buy on pullback
$USELESS RSI 4H 80.40, after spiking to 0.126 on the 1H chart, price pulled back to 0.1138, with short-term resistance from the upper Bollinger Band. Bullish momentum on MACD across both timeframes is contracting, and volume is cooling in tandem. Depth imbalance is -17.97%, with thick sell-side orders creating clear resistance to chasing longs. The funding rate is -0.0173%, shorts are paying to hold positions, and OI is stable, with no signs of collapsing support below. Enter via limit orders at 0.11366-0.11400, anticipating a sec

Day 17/100 of #100DaysOfCode
Today's focus: nested conditional logic in Python.
Wrote analyze_number() — a function that classifies any integer via chained if/elif/else blocks + the modulo operator:
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【$USELESS Signal】4H bullish continuation + negative funding rate short squeeze
$USELESS RSI(4H) 81.32, with the price moving along the upper Bollinger Band at 0.1089. The 1H MACD histogram has contracted to 0.0002, slowing the upward momentum; the 4H MACD histogram is 0.0039, and the trend remains intact. The funding rate is -0.0217%, with shorts continuing to pay, giving short-term longs the advantage. The order book has greater sell-side depth than buy-side depth, while the 1H aggressive buy ratio is 0.54, indicating that buyers are still probing.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/order placement: 0.

No trades, no analysis, just sheer luck—this track record is embarrassing to talk about. 🙈 When I checked the market after lunch, I found that $ARKM started losing momentum after rebounding to around 0.1481. The volume failed to follow, and the upward push was clearly weak—it felt like it was just one final breath short.

I casually tried a short position, and it dropped all the way from 0.109, securing a +260.51% gain. What an unexpected surprise—this move was purely the market serving me a free meal. I’ve closed 80%, with the remaining 20% protected at the entry price. Time to lock in the

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Financial markets are entering September with renewed uncertainty as expectations for a Federal Reserve interest-rate hike have risen sharply. Traders are increasingly pricing in the possibility that the Fed could raise rates by 25 basis points at its September meeting, following a more hawkish policy message from Fed Chair Kevin Warsh.
According to market-based estimates reported on September 1, the probability of a September rate hike had climbed to more than 68%, compared with less than 40% ju

I was just about to curse it out, but then I looked at my account and thought, forget it, let it pump however it wants—I’ll shut up. I opened the chart this morning and saw $EDEN hold firm after a pullback, so I opened a long. This move really didn’t make me wait for nothing. The current price is 0.05901, compared with my entry at 0.04609, for a return of +551.92%. Feeling good, brothers. Those already on board must have woken up laughing.
The prerequisite for compounding is staying alive; the shortcut to getting rich overnight is often going to zero. I’ve taken 80% profit on the bulk of my po