Why is everyone saying today is old Ma’s last time paying salaries? 🫪🫪
I haven’t even figured out how to break into four digits yet—I’m only earning a fraction of what others are making.

#StrategySharesBreak135ForFirstTimeIn12WeekStrategy shares closed the session at one hundred thirty seven dollars and twenty cents, marking an advance of eight point three percent on the day and the first closing level above one hundred thirty five dollars in twelve weeks. The intraday high reached one hundred thirty eight dollars and ninety cents while the low settled near one hundred twenty eight dollars and ten cents. Trading volume expanded to eighteen point four million shares, representing roughly twice the recent average of nine point two million shares. Market capitalization of the fir

Was making money, went to the bathroom... solana:EMWtbpHaNqMbjUMZguuazhuZUVLWG3z4C5oZnGJPSqxS

Entering at this point takes some courage😤but I’m not gambling. The reason is simple—three points. First, the U.S. and Iran have reached a ceasefire. Regardless of what was negotiated behind the scenes, geopolitical risks have eased in the short term🕊️When the market still sells off in panic under these circumstances, it can actually create an opportunity. Second, $40 trillion in debt is weighing on the United States. This is no joke💣If rates are really pushed even higher, interest expenses alone could drag down the fiscal system. So don’t be fooled by officials talking tough—the actual roo

$HONEY
Don’t focus only on HONEY’s gains this time: it is currently at 0.0016347 USDT, still up 58.63% over 24 hours, but has pulled back from the high of 0.0019057, and on the hourly chart has already entered a phase of turnover after the sharp rally. The 0.00134 area was quickly reclaimed last night. In the short term, watch the two support levels at 0.00154 / 0.00134; on the upside, watch 0.00171 first, while the real resistance remains at 0.00191.
Hivemapper is a decentralized mapping network on Solana: contributors can earn HONEY by uploading street-view data and participating in map AI

#NVIDIAEarnings NVIDIA’s latest quarterly results for the period ended July twenty six twenty twenty six deliver a clear signal that artificial intelligence infrastructure demand remains in a high growth phase rather than a late cycle peak. Revenue reached ninety six point two billion dollars, representing a one hundred six percent increase from the same quarter a year earlier and an eighteen percent sequential rise from the prior period. Data center revenue, the dominant segment, climbed to eighty nine billion dollars, up one hundred seventeen percent year over year and accounting for more th

$HEMI LONG
Entry: 0.012076 – 0.012112
Stop Loss: 0.011297
TP: 0.012413 - 0.013290 - 0.013847

BREAKING: RealTrumpCoins’ official account hacked; hackers claim GOLD issuance generated over $8.2M in profits and threaten a bounty linked to Trump relatives. No independent verification yet. $GOLD

#Gate7DayNetInflowsTop3
The 7-day net inflow data is definitely worth watching. Strong and consistent inflows can be a sign of increasing market interest and growing confidence from investors. If this momentum continues, it could create a positive environment for further growth. Let’s keep an eye on the numbers and see what the next few days bring. 🚀📊 #Gate7DayNetInflowsTop3
$BTC $GT $ETH

This return has me feeling apprehensive, worried that the market will catch on tomorrow and blacklist me. While so many people were cursing it during the intraday bottoming process, I watched $BTC @trading volume quietly increase and funds quietly enter, and felt that something was off. I opened a long and placed the order at 75988.0; it’s now at 77565.2, +360.97%. The wait wasn’t in vain, brothers. Don’t let profits inflate your ego, and don’t despair over pullbacks. Take profit on 80% first, then move the protection level up for the remaining 20% and let it run on its own. Panic comes from

Do we do it or not? Short it. Even Walsh said to be more cautious.

I was just about to go to the forum and rant, but then I saw my balance and thought, forget it—the market is always right. While everyone else was running, I saw particularly clear resistance above. Every push upward fell just short, and the rebound was extremely weak, giving the shorts a signal. And what happened? It really delivered, sliding steadily lower. Opened at 0.12722, watched it drop to 0.07913, and pocketed +1821.53%—everyone on board should be waking up laughing. Closed 70% of the position for now, and moved the protection on the remaining 30% upward, letting the profits run on the

JUST IN: Maji’s on-chain ETH long hits ~41,000 ETH (~$100M), the largest ETH long position on record; it recently closed part of the position, locking in a ~$1.96M loss during the pullback. $ETH

I originally wanted to cut my losses to appease the gods, but the ritual never happened—the meat roasted itself. During the repeated intraday swings, I felt something was off: every upward push was just short of enough, and there was simply not enough buying support—a classic bull-trap smell. I decisively tried a short position around 0.995 at the time. I just took a look: 0.77, +289.81% secured. This meat tastes great; after grinding sideways for so long, the breakout really paid off. In terms of execution, close 80% first and put the bulk in your pocket; move the stop-loss on the remaining 2

Kevin Warsh said, “The 2% inflation target remains unchanged. Although recent CPI and PCE data have improved, this does not mean the underlying inflation trend has materially improved. Core inflation remains relatively high. The Federal Reserve may still raise its benchmark interest rate; as long as inflation fails to meet the target, the Federal Reserve still has a lot of work to do.” [Rate hike expectations rise]. Figure 1: The U.S. Dollar Index surged vertically. Figure 2: Gold plunged. Figure 3: Bitcoin plunged. Both were already due for a correction and used the remarks as a convenient ex

#HYPEContinuesToHitAll-TimeHighs
🚨 HYPE CONTINUES TO HIT ALL-TIME HIGHS! 🔥
Hyperliquid’s HYPE token continues to command attention after pushing into record territory, showing some of the strongest momentum among major crypto assets recently. HYPE reached a fresh all-time high around $84.80, extending a powerful weekly rally and putting the token firmly back in the spotlight.
What makes this move particularly interesting is that HYPE has now been setting multiple records within a short period. The rally highlights growing market attention around Hyperliquid and its role in decentralized per

I had just switched the software to the background when it suddenly plunged—was it playing hide-and-seek with me? When I checked the chart after lunch, I already felt that $PRL was off. Each rebound was shorter than the last, and every time it was pushed up a little, someone dumped into it—classic heavy bull-trap vibes. This kind of setup can't retain holders, so I immediately changed my approach.
Watching it fall from 0.18850 to 0.1853, the +33.42% profit came through just like that. This round of holding out wasn't in vain—those on board should be waking up laughing. It feels really good.
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#StrategySharesBreak135ForFirstTimeIn12Weeks
Strategy Shares Break $135: Full Breakdown, Analysis and What Comes Next
The Headline, Decoded
"Break $135" is an upside breakout. Strategy Inc (Nasdaq: MSTR), formerly MicroStrategy, closed at $137.39 on August 27, 2026, up 11.6%. That was its first close above $135 since June 2, 2026 ($136.10), a gap of roughly 12 weeks. But the breakout did not hold: on August 28 it opened at $134, touched $135.97, then sold off to close at $127.29, down 7.34%. The market is now testing whether the break was genuine or failed.
The 12-Week Journey and Chart Patte