How I see the next $ETH range forming. Good trade zones here if we get them.

$JIMOTHY isn’t pumping
It’s just refusing to fu**** die
Honestly that might be the strongest meme thesis possible
No idea who’s still behind this thing
But the stubbornness is getting bullish

Mong Kok residence burgled late at night! Rolex and Van Cleef & Arpels watches and jewelry stolen, nearly HK$290k
At around 9 p.m. on the 11th, a 28-year-old man surnamed So reported to police that his residence at 16 Soy Street, Mong Kok, had been burgled. After taking inventory, the stolen items included a Rolex watch, a Van Cleef & Arpels bracelet, designer handbags, a tablet computer, rings, and several important documents. The total value of the stolen property was nearly HK$290k.
Police classified the case as theft and handed it over to the Third Team of the Mong Kok District Criminal In

Chinese crypto mogul plunges to his death naked—was the myth of sudden wealth built at the cost of his life?
In the early hours of August 7, tragedy struck Jade Park, an upscale residential complex in Asunción, Paraguay. Chinese-American crypto investor Ye Junde fell from the 30th floor. His body was completely naked, the apartment door was wide open, the interior was in disarray, and an unidentified note was found at the scene. The possibilities of suicide, homicide, and accident have all yet to be ruled out.
A Berkeley and Stanford graduate, he entered the market in 2013 when Bitcoin was pri

JUST IN: Bitcoin volatility has cooled to near two-year lows as Bollinger Band width tightens around 3.8–3.9%, signaling potential consolidation before a move. $BTC

Breaking news: Pi Protocol v26 has officially launched on the testnet!
The Pi blockchain explorer now shows:
★ Testnet1 has been upgraded to v26
★ Testnet2 was likewise among the first to enter v26
More importantly, this time the core team (PCT) strictly adhered to the timeline. Protocol v26 launched exactly on the officially announced date, without missing it by a single second.

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Altcoin market cap is testing a 1,000-day support zone at $150 Billion to $160 Billion.
If this level breaks, the total alts market could fall towards $136B - $100B and alts will drop 30%-50% on average.
Right now $BTC is testing the weekly MA 200 while alts sit on multi-year support.
Historically, crypto has had one final capitulation before every bull run.
The next potential cycle low will be around October 2026 and this could be the last shakeout before the next bullrun.

JUST IN: CoreWeave jumps 17% pre-market as Q2 revenue doubles to $2.58B, beat vs estimates; backlog hits $104B. If backlog signals sustained demand, this could matter for AI cloud exposure and related equities. $CWX

With the current lower-timeframe price action, a clearly defined range has emerged. Last night’s minor rebound confirmed 1900 as a current resistance level, while the area around 1850 below is the key support at this stage. It is fairly clear that the short-term range will fluctuate between 1850 and 1900, forming a visible box structure.
Looking at the one-hour Bollinger Bands, the price is moving back and forth within the channel. Rebounds face resistance near the upper band, while pullbacks find support near the lower band. It will be difficult for a one-sided breakout to occur directly in t

The appeal of staying single and unmarried continues to grow!
For every 100 couples who marry, approximately 42 file for divorce. 🤣

I’m watching $AAVE ‌
AAVE bounced hard from the $86.20 support and buyers are trying to hold the recovery around $89. If this zone stays defended, another push toward $90+ looks possible.
Entry: $88.80–$89.20
Targets:
TP1: $90.00
TP2: $91.00
TP3: $92.80
Stop: $88.20
AAVE already showed buyers are active from the lows. Hold $89 and bulls still have a shot at another leg higher.

With the same 1,000U, those who chased $DOS yesterday now have only 740U left, while the guys who shorted at 0.42 have already doubled their money. This coin crashed from 0.4766 to 0.3384 in 24 hours, down 25%, with the entire 42 million U in trading volume coming from panic selling. Think about that.
$DOS is currently at 0.3541, having rebounded only 4% from the low—a typical weak bounce. Don’t be fooled by today’s 25% drop; the weekly chart has already printed its third large bearish candle, with no sign of stabilization whatsoever. The 24-hour swing is as high as 40%. For futures traders, t

I promised her I would only spend money on her
Now she’s asking if I’m seeing someone else

$ALEO Please don’t pump too hard, or it will increase my cost basis for adding to my position.

$Doge/2-week
#Dogecoin all-time chart shows the same rule every cycle.
🟢 Bottom forms
🔵 Price consolidates at support
❌ Breakdown happens
🚀 Massive rally follows
2017: Breakdown → Explosive move ✅
2020: Breakdown → Explosive move ✅
2026: Breakdown → ?
✍️ The breakdown just happened. The pattern is scheduled.
We are at the best spot right now 🚀

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“First set 10 big goals”: A whale reduced its holdings by 2,260 BTC overnight. Its previous long position of 3,528.152 BTC (approximately $225 million) was cut to about $79.42 million remaining, with an entry price of $63,967.54. The whale reiterated its medium- to long-term bullish outlook on BTC, viewing around $58k as a temporary bottom, while advising against copy trading with high leverage.