A MEME TOKEN JUST MADE A REAL NASDAQ COMPANY'S STOCK SPIKE 300%+ IN HOURS. 🤯
A memecoin called $JINQIAN got paired with tokenized shares of Farmmi, a tiny mushroom seller on Nasdaq, on Robinhood Chain.
Farmmi's actual stock then ripped from $0.12 to $0.47. Nearly 300% in a single trading session. 9.6 million shares changed hands.
Read that again. A real, publicly traded company's stock price moved because a joke token got attached to a tokenized version of it. Not earnings. Not a product launch. Not one single thing Farmmi actually did as a business.
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🚨 JUST IN: A U.K. bill to ban political donations made with crypto is moving closer to becoming law.
Parliament is expected to vote this week. If approved, the bill will move to the House of Lords.

TUT Tutorial. From the leader of the mid-August gainers to sliding all the way down to 0.025. Holdings began declining as early as last week; today’s move is continued stop-losses by old longs, not a new project incident.
$TUT

Nice to see immediate buying flooding in the moment that large tibbir holder stopped dumping. Reversed half of it in a single 1hr candle already.

FUCKIN SEND $PYR

$AKE going up like a straight staircase to heaven 🪜😂
+103% today and literally every candle is green, ladder pattern that would make even a physics teacher confused
L/S ratio showing 70% shorts and yet price is like "nah I'm still climbing" 💀 shorts are having a rough day today
not financial advice but this chart said "no red days allowed" and meant it 😬🫡
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USELESS rises for the second consecutive day. Yesterday saw a high-volume breakout; today is inertia, not a new catalyst. Trading volume remains, but the gain has narrowed from 25% to around 14%, with momentum weakening.
$USELESS

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I've had some good calls this week.
Was able to 10x my port.
Let's keep cooking 👨‍🍳

$ake just entered a short, I think it might be the top!!

$AKE Hold forever, don’t get shaken out. It will definitely go 100x. Keep going, you can do it!

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I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice to the heavens, but the ritual never happened—the meat cooked itself. When the sell-off started in the morning session, I was still hesitating over whether to chase the short. Then I thought, when everyone else is running, just run with them. Don’t fight the trend.
The buying support was too weak and the rebound lacked momentum. With selling pressure this strong, just trade with it. $LINK fell from 11.829 to the current 11.082, and +478.28% is in the bag again. This move really calls for a good meal.
As for the trade, close out +478.28% first

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Bottom line first: I don't buy tonight's pullback in long-term bonds; the bias remains bearish.
The key is the sequence. The ADP jobs report coming in far below expectations should have pushed yields lower, but the opposite happened—the 30-year yield surged from 5.241% to 5.277%, nearing its highest level since 2007, while the 10-year yield also touched 4.806%. When the long end is still being sold even when the data is favorable, the selling is not about the cycle—it is about deficits and inflation.
The decline only came after the Treasury Secretary's remarks: buying back less-liquid long-ter

No matter where you fight. Respect the price action. If it breaks below and reclaims, go long or stay long! Stop-losses are just part of trading~$XAU #美伊局势恶化原油大涨5.7%

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Insanity.