There are really people like this on Earth.
I seriously can't stop laughing...
You can call the top and bottom four times a year, huh?
And pinpoint it down to the exact day—why not get precise about your mom, then?
Also, a little tip: anyone who's studied at Stanford for even one day would never mention Stanford in their ID.
Never mind, this is painful to look at.
Sharing this so you can block them yourselves.

Trump’s counterattack is here! He orders an investigation into Democrats and wants the UFC president to storm the White House with world fighting champions!
Just after the U.S. midterm elections, Trump publicly called on the Justice Department to investigate Democrats, accusing them of threatening government officials and Republican supporters with impeachment, imprisonment and other tactics. He even singled out Democratic Senator Elissa Slotkin and called for her to be held accountable for alleged “extortion.”
Americans’ sense of humor is unbeatable. At a time like this, Trump was still fucki

Higher wages don't have to mean higher inflation. That could matter for Bitcoin
Preliminary Q3 productivity outpaced hourly compensation, offering a cost counterpoint while inflation keeps the Fed cautious.
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ALERT: 🇹🇼Taiwan will impose emergency short-selling curbs starting MONDAY, and stands ready to deploy a $15 BILLION fund after the TAIEX’s worst week since 2001.

The TAIEX, Taiwan’s market-cap-weighted benchmark dominated by TSMC, plunged a record 3,737.67 points (9%) intraday Friday.

TAIEX broke below 40,000, hit 37,837.05 and entered a bear market, posting its fourth-largest closing point loss.

As the AI selloff spread from Wall Street to Asia, TSMC fell 4.46% to NT$2,140 in Taiwan on Friday after its U.S.-listed shares sank 10.78% Thursday.

Taiwan will cut the intraday short-sale cap

The man who caught spies became a thief himself.
An FBI counterintelligence agent tasked with monitoring hostile nations used his investigative access to steal about $2.47 million in crypto assets, and pleaded guilty this week.
His name is Patrick Yaroch, 37. He joined the FBI in 2017 and became a supervisory special agent in the counterintelligence division at headquarters in February 2025.
His method was simple: he searched the FBI’s internal databases, including a classified one, for wallet private keys and login credentials, then transferred the funds he found.
He made about 100 transfers

First day of the freediving course, and after 2h the instructor said I could get certified right away😂
Static breath hold of 4 minutes 12 seconds, and I went straight down to 16m on my second dive. Turns out scuba diving really does help with freediving…
For the next two days, I only need to practice or enjoy myself. The other three students in my group still haven’t figured out how to use the Frenzel technique to equalize their ears…
Looks like I can go straight for the 3-star certification exam…

#GateLaunchesPoSECProofOfSecurity

: The 104.58% Security Milestone That Changes How Exchanges Prove Fund Safety

A Surprising Number

What if an exchange lost every asset held in its online wallets? Would users' funds still be covered? This is one of the most important questions in cryptocurrency security, and Gate has introduced a new framework designed to address it. On November 5, 2026, Gate officially launched Proof of Security (PoSEC), reporting a cold storage coverage ratio of 104.58%. The figure introduces a different way to examine exchange security: not just how much money a platfor

BTC/USDT: Critical Support Test – Is Bitcoin Preparing for a Reversal or Another Leg Down?

Bitcoin is trading around $75,707, and the 4H structure remains bearish. Price is below MA5 ($75,905), MA10 ($75,893), and MA30 ($77,337), indicating that sellers still have the upper hand.

Key Support Levels:

- $75,400–$75,500
- $74,850–$74,950
- $73,850–$74,000

Key Resistance Levels:

- $75,900–$76,000
- $76,200–$76,400
- $76,850–$77,000
- $77,300–$77,450

Trading Scenarios:

Bearish: Rejection around $75,900–$76,250 could open downside targets at $75,500, $74,950 and $74,000. A confirmed breakdown

From 65k to 165k! U.S. nonfarm payrolls stage a major reversal—will financial markets change dramatically in December?

What surprised markets most about this U.S. nonfarm payrolls report was not the number of jobs added, but the huge gap between the actual figure and expectations.
Markets had expected 65k jobs to be added in October, but the actual figure came in at 165k—100k more than expected!
Meanwhile, the unemployment rate fell from 4.2% to 4.1%, and average hourly earnings rose 0.4% month over month. Employment figures for the previous two months were also revised up by a combined 84k.

The nonfarm data was too strong! A December Fed rate hike—why is the market suddenly pricing in a 77.7% probability?

If we compare the Fed to someone controlling a faucet, rate cuts loosen the flow, while rate hikes tighten the faucet.
After the U.S. October nonfarm payrolls report was released, the market suddenly realized: the water may not be ready to flow more freely yet!
The number of jobs added this time reached 165k, far exceeding the market expectation of 65k. The unemployment rate fell to 4.1%, while average hourly earnings rose 0.4% month over month.
More notably, employment figures

Just applied to get abducted by @GrumpGuysNFT. 5000 grumpy aliens invading @Enter_Elysium

Not the best but I cant complain about being in profit.

The focus of the second day of the upcoming Pi Summit will be artificial intelligence and its ecosystem. In particular, as new AI tools help developers deploy applications through SoloHost, the clear integration of AI and decentralized infrastructure is turning technology into real products and services through Pi.
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276.39
226.02
2.28
Three numbers tell the whole story of this price action
11-06 20:00 $MRNA peaked at 276.39
By 21:00, only 226.02 remained
In one hour: down 50.37, or 18.2%
For the next 35 hours, it moved between 256.21 and 258.49
A 2.28 range, with an amplitude of 0.88
Volume on the last three candles: 201, 0, 0
The entire market did $28,571 in 24 hours
It’s not a drop in volume; the place has emptied out. Nobody even bothered to put the chairs away
Current price: 258.26. I’m keeping both hands down, not moving up or down
(Not investment advice; trade at your own risk)

Market volatility is extremely low. The crypto market has had almost no independent movement recently, following broader markets and often falling with them but not rising. US October CPI data will be released next Tuesday, and funds are expected to move early to avoid risk over the next two days. Focus mainly on shorting at resistance, with longs at key support as a secondary strategy. See subscription updates for specific entry levels #美股AI板块遭遇重挫

Whale sell-off: the end of stock meme coins?
Solana stock meme launchpad STONK plunged more than 30% overnight
STONK whale @ImBrentJames, who has 12,000 followers on fomo, sold all their STONK, losing $775,000
ImBrentJames initially spent $1,229,000 buying at an average market cap of $169 million, but ultimately sold everything at a 63% loss
On the one hand, stock meme coins have cooled off, and both STONK and PONS are struggling, with buyback amounts dropping sharply
On the other hand, new players are emerging in the Solana Launchpad sector amid fierce competition, and some traders are shifti

The U.S. Is Starting to Focus on AI Safety! Are Giants Like OpenAI, Google, and Meta Facing Greater Regulatory Scrutiny?

Artificial intelligence has created enormous opportunities for tech companies, while also raising new challenges for safety governance.
The U.S. Democratic Party recently proposed a policy direction to strengthen AI regulation, planning to advance legislation related to independent testing, corporate accountability, and data center energy costs.
Previously, leaders of a U.S. House Democratic committee also sent letters to companies including Anthropic, Google, Meta, and Ope