Made it to LOWE’S in SIOUX FALLS SOUTH DAKOTA

The most unusual detail in today's market is that the $BNB
funding rate is exactly 0.0000%, while the Fear and Greed Index sits in the neutral zone at 53, yet the price has moved above MA5 and is approaching the upper Bollinger Band at 727.962. Neither bulls nor bears are willing to pay a premium, suggesting this is a modest rally driven by spot buying and sector rotation, rather than leveraged sentiment.
Looking at correlations, with BTC stabilizing, $BNB is up just +0.77% over 24h, but its trading volume of 54.6M USDT is healthy; MA5=714.448 crossing above MA20=717.447 forms a golden cross

4h 200 SMA determined to hold us down for now

Not a single long liquidated on Hyperliquid in the hour since CME reopened.
Nearly $8M in short liquidations. 100% one-sided.

$HYPE
Down 12% and still languishing near the lower boundary. Price is falling while open interest is up 12.5%—shorts are piling in and clearly pressing the price down. 😤 Any rally here just hands profits to the shorts. I’m bearish; a break below 78.25 and it’ll plunge straight down. 👀

$AGT BOOM🤑🤑 All of last night's trades hit take profit. Remember to take partial profits and manage your gains, everyone!🤩💸
$SIRE $ARIA

Looks like they really did dig it up this time. Even the bus stops in Luoyang are offering “Heirloom Seal of the Realm” transit cards now.🤣

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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⏺ The AI embellished his résumé. His agent, Victor, described him as a “marketing superstar” and claimed he had managed a team something that had never happened. Graham had to correct his own AI.
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The lovely National Day holiday is over
Off I go
Back to earning my “put-up-with-this-crap” money

$BAT I've been watching this for a week, and the more I look, the stranger it seems.
Up 9.8% in 7 days sounds pretty impressive, right? But look at the volume—it’s down to just 30% of normal. It’s rising, but nobody’s following. With trading volume under 34 million, where are the buyers?
Even crazier, it’s up 117% over 30 days and 122% over 90 days. I won’t say how the people who dumped it all the way down from 0.22 feel now. Either way, at 0.1756, this is halfway down from a high—not the floor.
I believe a rally on rising volume. A rally on falling volume just looks like nobody’s buying while

$AVAX
4-hour positions are down again, and the long capitulation drama isn’t over yet. 😝 Price is stuck in the middle of the range while the retail long ratio keeps climbing—is catching the falling knife not fast enough? The bounce is an escape window; a breakdown is looming. Don’t wait until it crashes to remember to run. 😏

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Include an image: 1987.10.19 Dow Jones down 22.6% in one day.
Today marks the 39th anniversary. Before the market opens, watch oil prices and yields, not the calendar. Not investment advice.

solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump is getting emptied out
The KOLs are out of money from rugging users so they have to tap into the main source of where liquidity is trapped from earlier rugs
#crypto $sol

It’s the same no matter who shows up, man or woman 🤣

Gold could break above 4200; hope more investors keep getting in

ethereum:0x5a98fcbea516cf06857215779fd812ca3bef1b32
A chart like this used to run up quickly.