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Been heads down on my own AI startup this year so I haven’t taken a single paid promo.
Scroll my TL if you don’t believe it.
I don’t live off this.
Started aping memes recently just to test my team’s unreleased on chain signal. Now people keep calling it insider.
I get it maybe y’all think I’m too pretty to actually have any skill.
Grateful as hell to my team for the fire strategies though.
Don’t want to move bags.
Don’t even like posting alpha.
Definitely not dropping analysis. AI can already distill that mid slop for you.
From now on I’m just posting selfies.
Be grateful a pretty girl

My fren @CryptoApprenti1 got hacked
Please ignore any suspicious posts, links or DMs from the account for now

people everywhere will still do the“what you posted vs what I took” thing.
and yes someone will look at you faceand decide you profession in 2 seconds.
but that says more about them than you.
and this shows up in how people rank content too:
pretty girl photos, shitposting → low value
research, data, technical writing → high value
most people rely on shortcuts:
appearance → assumption → label
because actually understanding someone takes effort.
But in 2026
information is everywhere.
AI can write better threads than most people
Attention is scarce.
truly exceptional technical writing is too (m

My muscle intern asked to gamble on a prediction market.
I said no.
“Damien, prediction markets are built on financial capitalism and human weakness.”
Instead, I gave him a Tintin slap.
He looked confused.
Then something shocking happened.
My cohab partner’s boyfriend Jdn taught him to open an account and gave him seed money.
“Thank you, uncle Jdn,” my muscle intern said, eyes sparkling with degeneracy.
I pulled my partner aside. “He’s undermining our values and my authority as the only ethical degen here.”
She mumbled: “At least he let him play like a real adult.”
That night, while my intern