fabianosol

Imagine you make $100K in 20 minutes
This guy just did that on the latest crash
pro tip: fomo's perps leaderboard got my new fav alpha tool
You can see who can really trade (not on manipulated memecoins)

Pump Fun's trending page is a crime scene
1 in 3 Pump Fun graduations yesterday were sold out before a single person could even buy in
Let me explain:
1,103 coins graduated on Pump Fun on Nov 4. 385 of them graduated in the exact same second they were created
Normally, it takes minutes or hours for a bonding curve to sell out
These took ZERO seconds. Before any chart even loaded
I pulled 3 examples onchain:
1. $AOTF
One wallet created the coin and bought the entire bonding curve in the same transaction
5 minutes later, it distributed the tokens across other wallets in 664 transfers
Market cap

The biggest thief (after DPRK) in crypto
is the so called crypto president

I've researched every single Pump Fun coin launched since 2024
24.5M coins
Only 0.0019% are still above $100K market cap
99.998% went to zero

Ansem predicts SOL will fall to the mid 60s
Meanwhile SOL is still trading at $93
Black bull turned to Black bear 😭

Would you buy into this token?

in a world of rugs there’s a token that:
- pays you 11% APY just for holding
- is literally designed to go up only
- always keeps 15% of AUM as a liquidity buffer
- could become one of the biggest RWAs
- has an airdrop coming

blocked 57 north korean attacks this year
#58 cost them $6.34B
meanwhile north korea spent 5 months inside their company
here’s how the biggest heist in human history was planned:
june:
- an engineer looks for an AI tool
- he downloads Homebrew
- catches it
- they give him a new laptop and new passwords
it's too late... the hackers now know who controls 's wallets
sep:
- another engineer gets dream job offer
- "CEO" asks him to download a coding assignment
- on HIS WORK LAPTOP
- it swaps one of his dev tools for a malicious clone
oct 20:
- hackers use 's OWN internal AI tool
- they jump int

Okay, @json1444 I deleted my latest tweet
But explain this:
If Pump Fun really cared about the trenches, they’d inject money back instead of paying KOLs to call out shitters that die within an hour
Many of your OG communities are dying
What if you redirected 50% of PumpSwap protocol fees into buybacks & burns?
Would this likely extend the life cycle of memes?

Pump Fun made $1.18M off $ANSEM
If they actually cared about memecoins and their communities, they’d use some of that money to buy back and burn
But it was never about supporting, just extracting...

damn even the dev who deployed $ANSEM got mega bearish
is he right tho?

Realized profit vs. Callout Rewards
Trenches became one damn joke

Your favorite crypto project is about to get hacked by a North Korean trained to hack since age 7
This is how North Korea’s human hacker factory works:
Stage 1:
> Regime scouts brightest math students (7yo)
> Top 50 students go to Kumsong High School
> 70% of Kumsong's curriculum: computers
> Students wear military uniforms from day one
Stage 2:
> The absolute best go to Mirim College
> 5 years at North Korea's secret hacker school
> Train in Java, Windows exploitation
> Many still don’t know they’re being trained as state hackers
Stage 3:
> Sent to China to learn the free intern

Looks like $LAUNCH fully rugged
Dozens of traders with 4-5 figure losses

Hey @grok remove the worst trading platform from this picture

A ‘F*ck Pumpfun’ coin helped a squad reach #1 in Pump Fun’s $2.5M competition
Then suddenly their entire PnL disappeared
They dropped from #1 to #492
Here's where it gets interesting:
@json1444 said they removed the PnL since it was heavily bundled
Meanwhile the token was launched through @standard_rsv
Standard lets projects airdrop tokens to Charter holders, but claiming requires burning their NFT and giving up their position
fair or cheating?