Yogigi

I had an amazing burrito at Chipotle today.
Did something change yesterday?
Anyways, it’s like all the people who knew how to make a burrito were back.
Make burritos great again.

Socialism didn’t win last night.
It was an anti-American Republican Party that lost.
So pipe down Hasan Piker.
Also is he calling Mohammed non-binary or son of a non-binary? Interesting take. I wonder what his people think. Never read the Quran so have no idea.

Chipotle Burritos are suddenly tasty and well made again.
I wonder what changed.

Democrats could do the funniest thing.
They could govern. Get legislation passed with Trump that helps Americans.
But it seems all they care about so far is subpoenas and retaliation games.
Bar is low after Thune and Johnson were failures.

Hegseth about to get fired. He goofed.

Texas turning Blue is not that surprising.
Dems stay moderate and execute they could build a strong coalition there.
Let’s be honest, Paxton was not well known and sucked. They would’ve won with Cornyn.
And Abbott should’ve not run for reelection and let someone with more brain/like-ability run.
Not a fan of Abbott.
Most surprising is Abdul winning Michigan. How do you a put a Communist in the Senate with ties to Osama Bin Laden, Hamas and Saddam Hussein.
Were the candidates that bad that you put him in power?

It’s one thing to lose. And another to admit defeat.
Do not admit defeat. We keep on fighting.
Balanced budgets. Meritocracy. Capitalism. Lower taxes. Reduce welfare. Balance budget.
Reject communism. Build for the future.
Good night America. We carry on.

Ilhan Omar wins reelection after her fraud costs Minnesotans over $9B.
That’s $1500 per person. Yall could’ve gotten free iPhone Duos.
All I need to know about the state of voters. Y’all are silly.

Cathartic seeing some people lose. Yall sucked.
Abbott
Collins
Ramaswamy

There’s probably more.
Fumbled worse than the Atlanta Falcons up 28-3.
Anyways, nothing changes. Politicians aren’t your friends.

Comedy on X is ATH. At least we have jokes.

Someone DMd me: Blue wave, are you moving?
No, because I’m not a whiny loser like some of you.
All I need is $50M and I’ll figure my way out plus offshore trusts. No money for Bernie.
Nothing really changes.

I heard Trump was going to steal the election and declare martial law.
I think the country would appreciate if both side stopped with the fear-mongering.
I don’t see the election being stolen. Do you?

Vivek Ramaswamy is the biggest fumble I have seen this election.
Man’s EQ was so negative that every time he spoke people cringed.
Bro was worse than the last season of GoT.

Republicans passed no real legislation in 2 years.
And now they got rickrolled.
We gave you all three branches.
Not even mad. Uniparty after all.
Just hope that AI, data centers aren’t hampered and we don’t re-open the border / raise taxes.
Whatever. Congrats. 🍾

Voted in Minnesota. Left my IDs at home by accident.
Walked in. Said my name. They handed me a piece a paper and I voted.
Imagine knowing someone wouldn’t vote, then saying their name and voting.
It’s insane. I had to show my ID to use my AMC pass last weekend for a movie.

Voter turnout should be higher than 75%.
Election Day should be a federal holiday.
Everyone should get a $100 stipend to vote.
You have no right to whine if you don’t vote.
And if you don’t vote, maybe your tax refund charges you $100.
We need better turnout.

There are too many elections in the US.
Congress gets nothing done and half the time you’re raising funds and campaigning.
No one works.
We should go on 4-6 year election cycles so we can at least see outcomes.