PicolasCage

Market makers paradise

I have never seen this level of information asymmetry before in crypto in 8 years.

I think $ZCAT is signal

Something something risk curve something something beta play
$ZCAT $ZEC

I think the market makers have done a sufficient job of making everyone collectively think
'This rally will fail just like the others'

The only reason people don't want to buy $STONK eco coins is because they are unproven and low MC.
At low MC, coins can do 50% +/- in a day no problem.
So 350% APR isn't attractive, because who cares about high interest when you can lose -50% in a day and it might go to zero?
Yayyy, I paid $500 and earned $40 lol
But when the MC's are higher, the coin is more stable, the STONK thesis is strong and we're in a high liquidity environment?
The STONK eco coins look amazing.
'Yeah I held it for 6 months, made back my principle in interest and then sold the rest, I was actually down -30% on my origin

Am I the only person who thinks we absolutely omega pump next week because everything's priced in by now and no one is really sure what happens with clarity act?

Remember to derisk into Monday after everyone has been derisking all of last week 👍

Diablo 5 - honestly, if it's like D3 and D4 I just don't care.
I have tried multiple times to finish D4. I just can't, it's still so boring.
D2 was just too perfect, it was THE formula for how an ARPG should operate.
We're 20 years on and no one has realised that sometimes in human history you just nail something perfectly and we should just stick with that.
We didn't invent Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation and think, let's keep making iterations of it - it just is.
The artwork for D5 looks EXACTLY the same as D4 and Diablo Immortal, congrats, what's the point.

PUMP trying to fight solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx just validated the STONK thesis btw

Forget memecoins for now. Let's say I said there was a way to get exposure to just the volume of a coin.
That's what $STONK eco coins are.
More volume = more buy/sell tax = better dividends, higher APR
You would ask, how could you ensure there's constant volume.
The answer is STONK uses some of its platform fees to buy back the top 10 coins that launched on STONK.
OK, but if I bought $ZCAT because I wanted $ZEC why don't I just buy Zcash?
Because the APR is really high and majors can take 6-12 months to reach ATH or new ATH's
You also get exposure to another low MC coin.
Now ofcourse this coin

This market man. Fuck lol. So exhausting.