My positions have taken a big hit these past few days, so these pictures and videos are all I have to find some humor in the misery.

ZEC shorts dominated the entire move, shorting from start to finish!
We identified 1030 as resistance in advance and firmly took a bearish view. Yesterday, the price rebounded to test 1024, met resistance, stalled, and fell—confirming the short thesis!
We clearly called a break below 900. This morning, the price broke through decisively with no resistance, reaching a low of 880!
A brutal 144-point move captured, the resistance reversal precisely anticipated, and profits fully realized—trend-following shorts are an unbeatable strategy!#黄仁勋辞职 $ZEC ‌

NVIDIA Is in Complete Chaos Internally!

An employee went off: Bring Jensen Huang back, and the board can get lost!

Breaking: NVIDIA has descended into complete chaos internally after Jensen Huang was forced to resign over issues in his personal life.

A longtime employee went off in the company’s internal suggestion box, demanding that the board publicly disclose the investigation results, listen to employees, and formally ask everyone whether they want Huang to continue as CEO.

E-Sports Gaming Chair with RGB led light.
170k with shipping fee to Lagos.
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I just dug up a whale’s position breakdown and am sharing it here for everyone’s reference.
$BTC Short (5X cross margin): entry price 77924, holding 1658 coins (worth about 120 million), unrealized profit +10.55 million, funding fees +3.48 million, liquidation price 117944
$ETH Long (5X cross margin): entry price 1995, holding 355 coins (worth about 716k), unrealized profit +7509, funding fees -2.05 million, no clear liquidation price, relying entirely on holding through the volatility
$SOL Short (5X cross margin): entry price 91.3, holding 116.3k coins (worth about 9.47 million), unrealize

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ETH moved in sync with BTC, and the strategy overdelivered!
The market broke straight through the second target level, with the trend matching our prediction perfectly and profits safely pocketed. The opportunity is right in front of you—it all comes down to whether you timed it right and got on board🤩#BTC跌4% #ETH一度跌破2000美元 $BTC $ETH

Guys, Jacket (leather jacket) has hit 2m, and its market cap is now 2.22 million.
This afternoon, I called it at 980k and said hitting 2m would be easy. It got there in less than an hour, more than doubling.
The “save Old Huang” narrative is just that strong. Old Huang’s leather jacket, He Yi getting involved, and an Nvidia token liquidity pool—put these together, and it’s hard not to go up.
Those who got in at 980k, enjoying the gains? You can take your principal out first and keep holding the rest with profits.
CA: 0xb82535e74b03ffe4910efea1c759b6bbbf0a7777
‍#黄仁勋因婚外情致歉，英伟达启动独立调查
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The Wave of Viewers Dropping “Grain Rain”:
When “Gao Qiqiang 2.0” becomes the go-to template for Chinese TV dramas, CCTV-8 ratings top 3, while Douban is flooded with negative reviews.
Viewers’ reasons for dropping the show are strikingly consistent: beneath the facade of a tax investigation, it’s still built from the blueprints of The Knockout.
Zhou Haiyang is being mocked as “Gao Qiqiang 2.0,” and even the camera setups in the village standoff scene look like copies.
This isn’t just a bad-drama problem; it’s the content industry’s dependence on a proven formula.
A template that’s been proven

$BTC will never go below $70k
Cho Cho Cho 🤣😀🤣
Where is their tears 😂

What Is Rolling Backtesting? Why Is Continuously Updating the Test Window More Informative Than Testing Just One Historical Period?

In crypto trading, a strategy may perform well only during a certain period of historical market conditions but fail to adapt to subsequent market changes. Testing just one fixed period can easily overlook how the strategy performs in different environments. Rolling backtesting continuously updates the test window, helping traders evaluate a strategy’s stability more comprehensively.

First, what is rolling backtesting?

Rolling backtesting divides historical dat

Btc back to almost June price
Btc d hasn't reached the same pivot?
This means btc has sucked up most of the liquidity
And alts have taken more hit
Good news - money flow into btc is healthy

What Is a False Breakout? How Can You Distinguish a Brief Price Break from a Valid Breakout That May Form a New Trend?

In crypto trading, many people immediately chase the price when it breaks through a key resistance level, and rush to short when it falls below support. But sometimes the price only briefly moves beyond a key level, then quickly returns to its original range. This phenomenon is called a false breakout, and it is one of the risks traders often overlook.

First, what is a false breakout?

A false breakout occurs when the price briefly breaks through a support or resistance leve

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📢 Today's Hot Topic | Jensen Huang Resigns as NVIDIA CEO—Will the AI Market Face a Turning Point?
NVIDIA announced that Jensen Huang has resigned as CEO and director. The news rattled the market, and $NVDA shares plunged at one point. Is Huang's departure just a short-term sentiment sh

$UNI I don't even know where the bottom is. A friend of A9 is sitting on an unrealized loss of nearly $900k. But after riding it out and going long $BTC , it makes a little retail investor like me feel like the bottom can't be far away, right? 😕

#SOL
The price fell into the 79 - 77.5 zone.
Guys, Solana $SOL fell to 77.92 on Friday morning, then returned to around 80. Daily RSI is 21. The 79 - 77.5 zone I mentioned earlier held on the first test.
If the zone is lost on a daily close, the 74.10 level I marked on the chart will be the target. This is the August 16 low.
The first rebound level is 83.92. Above that is the 200-day moving average at 89.
Continuing to monitor.
Not investment advice.

I’ve been watching this gold rebound for two days, and overall, it’s been pretty modest. The price action shows small bullish candles, with gains often fading after intraday highs. The rebound over the two days is still less than 1%, and gold hasn’t been able to reclaim the short-term moving averages in one go. The 5-day and 10-day moving averages are still overhead, acting as resistance, and trading volume hasn’t picked up noticeably. This looks more like tentative buying to cover short positions than a trend reversal. With similar geopolitical headlines, gold often follows a “rally in the mo