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Jane Street was making $80 million daily in crypto while we were chasing $50 airdrops
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48 hours have passed since Terraform Labs sued Jane Street, and crypto is rallying again.
The whole market pumped $200B since the official announcement.
BTC is ~5% higher
ETH is back to +$2k
Solana raised ~13-14%
Is this a coincidence, or was it a Jane Street snow job? 👇
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crypto doesn't need more tech. it needs:
- apps even your grandma can use
- more real use cases besides stablecoins
- zachXBT to drop that investigation already
- KOLs getting banned every time they shill a ponzi
that's basically it.
🗣️ KEY EVENTS:
• The White House recorded the highest cortisol levels in history after the tariffs announcement.
• Trump gave zero f*cks and announced a 15% raise on top. EU clapped back and said: nope, good luck.
• Devs are developing PTSD every time OpenClaw and Claude announce a new update.
• Nikita Bier is named the least liked user by crypto KOLs.
•Vitalik keeps dumping $ETH for the sake of the project (thank you bro).
• Punch the monkey giving every marketer a full week of content in one move.
We'll have an intense week ahead.
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JUST IN: Study reveals that CT is now lonelier than Punch the monkey.
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everyone's out here hyping AI Agents, OpenClaw, Claude...
but who remembers the real alpha?
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So they had us refreshing 67 times and turning the router off and on again just to reaffirm us the need of decentralization?
Market so bad nowadays that we built our own matching app ❤️‍🩹
Coinbase Support just announced users funds are frozen, but safe.
This is a reminder to never put all your bags in one basket if you want actual control over your money.
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10 years since ETH became the second-biggest crypto by market cap.
Will we still be alive to see it hit ATH again? 😭
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We are both witnessing the same digital gold rush.You: "Which coin should I buy?"Me: "Who\'s rushing, and what do they need?"
2026 is full send.
Cryptorsy Ventures 🤝 @consensus_hk
We are teaming up with Consensus! That means only one thing... big HUSTL3 coming.
Grab your tickets with 20% off using this code: CRYPTORSYDESK
See yall Feb 10-12 in HK
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You'll never lose if you:
- buy low sell high
- emotionally damaged
- ignore ct for the most part
- diamond hand your high convictions
- touch grass daily
easy.. right?
A couple of whales sold Bitcoin and yall quitting???
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