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VITALIK’S BET:THERE’S A 60% CHANCE THE HARDEST CRYPTO TOOLS GET CHEAP ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY USE NOT 100X SLOWER. UNDER 10X NARKS WILL PROBABLY GET THERE FIRST — MAYBE BEFORE 2030.

BITCOIN SITUATION 😂

🇸🇻 EL SALVADOR PRESIDENT: “THE GOVERNMENT IS FUNDED BY MONEY PRINTING — NOT YOUR TAXES. TAXES ONLY MAINTAIN THE ILLUSION. PAPER BACKED BY PAPER.”

SOMEONE PULLED ABOUT 4,000 BITCOIN FROM ITS RESERVE. THAT IS ABOUT 320 MILLION DOLLARS. ALMOST EVERYTHING IT HELD. THEY SAID THEY ARE WHITE HAT HACKERS AND ASKED TO BE CONTACTED ON CHAIN. THE NETWORK PAUSED. NOBODY KNOWS YET IF THE MONEY COMES BACK.

SEN. LUMMIS: IF CLARITY FAILS THIS CONGRESS, THE NEXT REAL WINDOW FOR U.S. CRYPTO MARKET RULES MAY NOT OPEN UNTIL 2030. MIDTERMS. NEW CONGRESS. THEN A PRESIDENTIAL YEAR. FOUR MORE YEARS OF LEGAL FOG FOR BUILDERS AND ENFORCEMENT. FINISH IT NOW — OR LET SOMEONE ELSE WRITE THE

HARMONY IS KILLING ITS L1. ONE GETS SNAPSHOTTED AND AIRDROPPED TO THE SAME WALLETS ON ETHEREUM. NO CLAIM FOR NORMAL HOLDERS. CONTRACTS AND LPs DO NOT MOVE. EXIT BY SEPTEMBER 10. THE NEW PLAY IS AI VIDEO REMIXES, NOT ANOTHER CHAIN.

🚨 THE WEEK AHEAD | SEP 7–13 🇺🇸 BIGGEST EVENTS: 📅 THU, SEP 10 📊 PPI INFLATION DATA 8:30 AM ET 📅 FRI, SEP 11 🔥 CPI INFLATION DATA 8:30 AM ET 💰 EARNINGS $GME — TUE $ORCL — THU AFTER HOURS

600 BTC MINED IN 2010 JUST MOVED AFTER 16 YEARS OF DORMANCY. 💰 VALUE: AROUND $48M NO LINK TO SATOSHI HAS BEEN FOUND.

ROUTER PROTOCOL IS SHUTTING DOWN. COINBASE-BACKED CROSS-CHAIN PROJECT ENDS OPERATIONS BY SEPT 30 AFTER COMMERCIALIZATION, LICENSING AND BUYER TALKS ALL FAILED. 303 MILLION ROUTE TOKENS FROM THE TREASURY GET BURNED. THAT IS ABOUT 30% OF MAX SUPPLY. BRIDGING FEES COULD NOT COVER

PROTOCOL WAS JUST DRAINED FOR 4,000 BTC — WORTH $319M. THE ACTORS LEFT A MESSAGE ON THE TRANSACTION: “WE ARE WHITEHATS ONCHAIN” ⚠️ $319M. 4,000 BTC

🇺🇸 U.S. STOCK MARKET CLOSED TOMORROW — MONDAY — FOR LABOR DAY.

🚨 BIG INSTITUTIONS ARE BUYING HYPE ETF UBS: $7.5M BANK OF MONTREAL: $6.7M JANE STREET: $4.4M CONFIRMED IN 13F FILINGS. 🔥

🇺🇸 THE DOLLAR HAS LOST 97% OF ITS PURCHASING POWER SINCE THE FEDERAL RESERVE WAS FOUNDED IN 1913.

Trump TARIFFS 😎

THIS IS STILL THE BEST BITCOIN EXPLANATION OF ALL TIME.

TRADERS ARE LEAVING KOREA AND JAPAN AI STOCKS THEY ARE NOW BUYING BIG BULLISH BETS ON CHINA BARCLAYS AND UBS SAY DEMAND FOR CHINA OPTIONS AND SWAPS IS SURGING CHINA IS THE NEW AI PLAY PEOPLE ARE ROTATING INTO

KALSHI’S HEAD OF CRYPTO, JOHN WANG, SAYS THE COMPANY WANTS TO BECOME THE LARGEST EXCHANGE ON THE PLANET. 🌎