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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.



The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps:
— "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says:
— "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a SHOT is heard.
The guy comes back to the phone and says:
— "OK, now what?"
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Miss_1903
4 hours ago
2026 GOGOGO 👊
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FenerliBaba
5 hours ago
2026 GOGOGO 👊
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YamahaBlue
8 hours ago
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Thanks, master, that's a great joke, well deserved. 😊😊😊😊
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