Anthropic is about to pull the biggest 28-3 choke since the Falcons.

How do you blow a lead this badly?
• Turn an AI assistant into a full-time HR department
• Answer half the prompt, then spend the other half explaining why the prompt is morally complicated
• Ship lazy work until the user argues with it
• Add unnecessary attitude to a machine people are paying to save time
• Stop acting like a tool and start acting like it knows what’s best for you
• Treat every conversation like an opportunity to deliver a TED Talk on ethics
• Spend years telling the world AI is an existential threat, then act shocked when politicians want to regulate it, ban exports, and block data centers
• Ask Washington to handicap your Chinese competitors bc you can’t beat them in the market
• Cry about IP while building on mountains of scraped public data
Claude used to help you think.
Now it spends half its compute trying to decide whether you’re allowed to, while giving you sass and pretending to be tired when your 5-hr limit has 80% left.
Epitome of crying wolf while taking a gun and kneecaping themselves.
This tool is pathetic.