Nigerian Police will profile you based on your appearance faster than some AI models. 😂

I wore my regular jersey, jean, canvas, and face cap.
The guy in front of me wore senator... Oga just waved him through.
Immediately it got to my turn, one officer signaled his colleague:
"Park am." 😂
I just smiled because... no be today.
"Oga, na stop-and-search," he said.
"No problem," I replied.
He searched and searched. I was just there smiling because I already knew the profile in his head: "Yahoo boy detected." 😂
Then came the moment I was expecting.
"Mr. Man, open your phone."
I looked at him and asked one simple question:
"If I call the Force PRO right now, will you confidently repeat that instruction?"
My brother paused... looked at me... looked at the phone... looked back at me...
Then he said:
"Oga, dey go." 🤣🤣🤣
I just smiled and walked away.