Just discovered my charger is broken. I plugged it in and it took half a day to do anything—just like some stablecoin reserves’ “transparency”: the indicators look full, but the actual output is way underwhelming. Last time a certain chain went down for maintenance, everyone in the group chat was shouting “time to run, right?”—but the next day the thing was back and lively, like a bank run driven by panic psychology, scaring ourselves for no reason. Anyway, whatever stablecoins I have in my wallet are like this crappy charger too: they look like they can, but who knows when they’ll lose their peg and cut power. Forget it—I’ll write a script to monitor on-chain liquidity first. Better than just guessing.