I waited for a signature for 5 minutes. I thought the wallet was broken, but it turned out to be node latency. Seriously—sometimes you think you’re seeing something “on-chain,” but it’s just the cache of a certain RPC… With just those few seconds, the market moved, especially now that Meme rotation is happening so fast—hot money is like playing Whac-A-Mole; by the time you see it, you might already be watching the last baton. The old players keep telling newcomers not to chase, but who would listen? Anyway, I believed them—because I learned how to read the funding rate from getting wrecked with 0.01 ETH. That’s it for now: keep a light position to stay safe. Don’t ask me how I know.