Rug-pulling has really turned into office work now. Witch scoring is even more meticulous than year-end reviews, and on every task platform, it’s like they want you to check in and write daily reports day by day. In the past, airdrops were a surprise—now it’s pure labor arbitration: before you even get compensation, you have to finish the work first.

Speaking of that recent cross-chain bridge incident: after it was stolen, a bunch of people were rushing to wait for「confirmation」to come out. Turns out the oracle’s pricing got messed up again and they got cut another round. I’m used to it, though—when I see any on-chain funds acting up, I hang back for half an hour first, and only then wait for the people who keep shouting「confirm right now」to come out and pay their tuition. This habit has helped me dodge a bunch of traps; even if I occasionally miss out, it’s still better than being treated like an ATM.

Calm? Honestly, it just means I’m lazy, plus a bit scared. For now, that’s it.