I followed the crowd and joined SpaceX pre-launch listings on a few platforms. As it turned out, in most places it was all just for fun—every cent got fully refunded, and I didn’t get so much as a hair. In the end, only on Gate did I actually receive an allocation. When I算 it out, the return rate absolutely blew away those routine stablecoin yield products, so badly they couldn’t even leave any leftovers.