It just rained outside, so I came into the mall. While standing on the second floor staring blankly at the first floor, suddenly three people and a big blue dog came around the corner. I thought it was a large Alaskan Malamute wearing clothes, but then I took a closer look—it was a person crawling on the ground. I thought the videos I saw before on some platform were just messing with me, but it turns out it's real. I feel like the videos were still too conservative. I just watched him crawl all the way past.