😱Holy shit! Is the bulls’ side pinning the market maker/“dog trader” flat to the ground and grinding them today?

I opened my watchlist and was stunned—DYDX, BASED, ZBT—these three bastards, and each one’s gain is more explosive than the last. If you didn’t know better, you’d think the crypto bull run is coming back early!

$DYDX directly puts on a “rocket launch,” climbing from a bottom of 0.155 all the way to 0.245—almost doubling! The rumor is that they’re about to “hold in a big move” and announce something today—are they trying to learn Sun Wukong and leap out of a stone? RSI goes straight to 54, and even the Bollinger upper band at 0.230 gets pierced through! This squeeze must have the shorts so mad they’re probably uninstalling the app on the spot. The way this “dog trader” is pumping… it’s way too unsportsmanlike!

Now look at $BASED . Even though it looks like a pullback, the spread between the 24-hour high and low is almost 40%! RSI6 is only 33—doesn’t this feel like that classic drama where it clearly pumped a lot, but once it dips your girlfriend says you’re about to lose everything?

The wildest one is $ZBT . RSI6 at 78.27 is basically maxed out straight away. This isn’t “buying groceries”—this is buying the whole damn market! But in this kind of squeeze, if you chase, you risk standing guard; if you don’t chase, you’ll be afraid you’ll regret it and end up with your leg snapped. It’s harder than trying to please your girlfriend…

Have these three brothers taken steroids, or are they teaming up to cause trouble together? If you’re holding, drop a 1 in the comments; if you’re the short side, drop a 2—let me see who’s making money and who’s crying today! 👇
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