It’s always a universal rule in crypto: you only make a profit when you buy just a single, random shitcoin as a joke or a tiny test. Look at this screenshot showing a +34.52% ROI on an AGLD short. If I had actually put a massive amount of money into this trade, it would have immediately gone down the drain or liquidated me. But because it’s just a random, small position that I barely cared about, it naturally ends up green. The crypto gods definitely have a weird sense of humor, making sure we only win when we bet small.