PumpFun's biggest KPI right now is not the wealth creation myth, but the death rate of daily disposable tokens — faster than the milk in my fridge expiring.

🪦 PumpFun is starting to look less like a launchpad and more like a digital cemetery

According to recent data:

⚰️ Nearly 70% of meme tokens die on launch day.
⚰️ Around 80% stop trading within their first 48 hours.

Creating a token has become so easy that the market now resembles a factory of disposable coins:

1️⃣ Launch a token.
2️⃣ Wait 10 minutes for instant hype.
3️⃣ If nobody apes in, abandon the project and launch another one.

At this point, some meme coins have a shorter lifespan than a carton of milk in the fridge.

The only thing being "tokenized" on PumpFun might be disappointment. 😂💀