WAIT WHAT. JAMIE DIMON JUST CALLED THE TOP OF NOTHING. 🤯

The CEO of the biggest bank in America looked at an S&P up nearly 80% in five years and a Nasdaq up over 86%, and instead of warning you to sell, he said the quiet part out loud.
"We're in a bull market. It's like a little tsunami."
Sit with that. Ukraine, Iran, oil shocks, China, every single thing that should be dragging this market down, and it's climbing anyway. Why? Because $700 billion in AI spending is flooding in this year alone and nothing is strong enough to stand in front of it.
And here's the part that flips your brain. A tsunami isn't the crash. A tsunami is the wave. It builds, it swells, it gets bigger, and when it's moving it's very hard to stop. Dimon didn't describe a top. He described a force that's already in motion and impossible to pull back.
The most cautious banker alive just admitted the thing pulling money in is unstoppable right now.
The shore looks calm. The water is already moving.