🤯 I can’t believe this!



Just checked my account,

$TRUMP ‌this pump just wiped me out completely!

I’d just finished showering and looked again,

TRUMP is at 1.929, +6.69%! It even surged to a high of 2.007—has that “dog whale” gone into adrenaline mode? 😷?

After scrolling for a while, I finally realized—Trump once again issued tough talk at Iran! He’s threatening to collect “toll fees” at the Strait of Hormuz, and said he wants to act as a “guardian angel” to take 20% of the oil. Right after he finished berating them on one side, on the other side he’s threatening Iran to rein in Hezbollah—or else “serious strikes.”

Talk is cheap, and with one round of hot air, gold is worth millions! The entire Trump-themed coin market went crazy—TRUMP jumped 23.6% straight up. Are the contract longs laughing their heads off today?

But take a look at RSI6—94.99! It’s overbought to an absurd level. Brothers chasing the pump, weigh it yourself—don’t wait for the “dog whale” to drop a needle. When your girlfriend asks, “What are we having for dinner tonight?”, you better not answer, “Noodles”…

I’ll ask just one thing: who got liquidated on the short side tonight? Drop your numbers in the comments so I can be happy! 👇
TRUMP5.66%
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