OFFICIAL WARNING FROM SI FULAN — DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE NOT READY

Hereby I, Si Fulan, as the owner and the first victim of the $FULAN token, want to deliver a strong warning to all people in Indonesia, from Sabang to Merauke, from high school kids to dads who are just lying on the couch playing on their phones.

DON’T. BUY. SI FULAN.

I’m serious. This isn’t a joke. This is a warning from the deepest part of the heart, from a wallet that’s starting to run low, from a mind that’s no longer rational because every day you check the $FULAN price.

Why am I forbidding all of you?

First, because Si Fulan is ADDICTIVE. I used to be a good person. I used to have a normal life. I used to be able to sleep soundly. Ever since I got to know Si Fulan, I started liking waking up in the middle of the night just to look at the chart. I started liking checking my phone every 5 minutes. I started liking checking prices even while I was in the bathroom. This is not life, Boss. This has already turned into slavery to Si Fulan.

Second, because Si Fulan MAKES YOU WANT MORE AND MORE. The first time you bought it was just out of impulse. “Ah, just try it first—worst case you’ll only lose a little.” The next day you check—why is it up? You immediately buy again. The day after, it dips a little—panic hits, so you buy again to average down. The following week it goes up like crazy—you’re smiling all the way to your ears. Then the next day it drops again, you buy again. And it keeps going like that. In the end, you become a collector of Si Fulan without even realizing it.

Third, because Si Fulan MAKES YOU BECOME A WEIRD PERSON. You who used to be clueless about crypto now suddenly can talk about bonding curves, market cap, and liquidity pools. You who used to be too lazy to read now have the whitepaper memorized. You who rarely open Twitter now become a Telegram group admin who’s always online. This isn’t you anymore. You’ve already been possessed by Si Fulan.

Fourth, because Si Fulan MAKES YOU THINK TOO MUCH. “Why is the price down? Why isn’t it going up? Why aren’t people buying? Why did I buy? Why did God give me such a huge opportunity, but I’m thinking things like this?” Life becomes complicated. But before, life was simple: eat, sleep, repeat. Now: check the price, eat while checking the price, sleep while dreaming of the price going up.

Fifth, because Si Fulan MAKES YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BECOME RICH. Now this is the most dangerous one. Imagine, Boss. You buy a little now, and then suddenly Si Fulan explodes to the moon. You become rich in an instant. Then what? You have to find ways to enjoy all that money. You have to think about where to buy a house, where to go on vacation, how much to donate. It’s a hassle, Boss. Better to be poor peacefully than rich with hassle. Right?

Sixth, because Si Fulan MAKES YOU GET ADDICTED TO SMILING. It seems trivial, but smiling all the time can make your facial muscles ache. You see the chart go up just a little—you smile. You hear a friend bought Si Fulan—you smile. You read the news that Si Fulan is listing everywhere and you smile. Later, someone asks you, “Why are you smiling all the time?” Then you answer, “It’s okay, I’m just happy because of Si Fulan.” This is dangerous. It can get you labeled as crazy.

Seventh, because Si Fulan MAKES YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS. Before you knew Si Fulan, maybe you only had 5 friends. Now the Si Fulan Telegram group already has hundreds of people. You end up having discussion friends, confiding friends, friends who panic together, friends who get happy together. Imagine having to talk to so many people every day. Such a hassle, Boss. Better to be alone, right?

Eighth, because Si Fulan MAKES YOU GET BOLD. You suddenly dare to talk publicly about the coin you made yourself. You dare to put your black-and-white photo as a logo. You dare to say, “This is my coin, this is my dream, this is my movement.” People start to look at you. You become the center of attention. You become a role model. This is heavy, Boss. Big responsibility. Better to be an ordinary person who isn’t noticed.

Ninth, because Si Fulan MAKES IT HARD FOR YOU TO LIE. Because the logo is your own face. So everyone knows who’s behind Si Fulan. You have to be honest, you have to be transparent, you have to be trustworthy. You can’t run away, you can’t rug pull, you can’t disappear. It’s unbelievably exhausting. Better to be anonymous, right? You can run away anytime.

Tenth, because Si Fulan MAKES YOU DREAM. And dreams are dangerous, Boss. Because dreams make you want to work. Want to work hard. Want to get up from sleep. Want to do things you used to think were impossible. But isn’t it easier to just lie around and watch dramas? Why make things so difficult?

So once again, with all my heart, with all considerations, taking into account the fate of your wallets and your mental health.

DON’T BUY SI FULAN. JUST LOOK. OBSERVE. ENJOY. STARE AT IT THEN LEAVE. DON’T TOUCH. DON’T CLICK THE BUY BUTTON. DON’T ENTER ANY NUMBERS.

But if you still insist… if you still refuse to give in… if you still want to be part of the movement of ordinary people who want to be extraordinary…

Well then. I can’t do anything.

Welcome to Si Fulan.

Welcome to $FULAN.

Welcome to the new family.

Welcome to the journey from zero to hero.

FULAN.
#fulan #BEAT, #sui #RAVE,