The most magical thing about this World Cup: Canada routed Qatar 6-0—one of the host countries even turned the previous host into Swiss cheese. Qatar was also reduced to nine men after two players were sent off, instantly transforming from an “oil tycoon” into a “nine-man battered ragtag squad.”

Another big spectacle: all four teams in Group B ended the first round on 1 point each. Canada, Qatar, Senegal, and the Netherlands all drew collectively—truly a “stalemate specialist” convention, so outrageous that even screenwriters wouldn’t dare write it.

Even more astonishing was the U.S. team’s first-round 0-0 draw with Uruguay. Playing at home, they somehow managed to produce the hypnotic effect of a “friendly match,” leaving fans so drowsy they could barely stay awake.

What’s even more incredible is that the tournament was co-hosted by the U.S., Canada, and Mexico, yet the U.S. team almost didn’t even make it into the main tournament. They squeaked through on goal difference—earning the title of the “most embarrassing host in history.” Now, after a first-round draw, their chances of advancing look even gloomier than the rainy weather in Vancouver.

The theme of this World Cup is probably: hosts are panicking, the tycoons are suffering, there are plenty of draws, and there are very few goals. #预测世界杯加拿大VS卡塔尔